~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but it is small, eats a lot of stuff, continuously gets the hickups which results in the occasional fires and is always on the brink of exploding whenever nervous (and it is nervour a lot!).

I wish for some snow this year!

 

[ChrysalisM]

Granted! However, your "snow" is the illegal substance that has that name as a slang term, so you're also looking at some serious jail time...

I wish for my high school play to be successful!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i hypnotize all cast to be there characters forever!

i wish i finish writing faster.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

Granted, but it's unreadable!

I wish to wear cool clothes!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get to wear some clothes that have a cooling function built in, chilling you to the bone!

I wish my free time today didn't fly by so fast.

 

[Megan]

Granted, it comes down with a vengance and you now have to spend those exact hours again and again for all eternity!

I wish my eye sight wasn't so bad. <_<

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you get robot HD eyes with bad batteries!

i wish i had wings.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

Granted, but you can no longer swim!!!

I wish for a reading nook!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's underwater.... better waterproof those books somehow!

I wish I didn't waste so much time doing nothing today @_@

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted. now you waste time by thinking what to do.

I wish earth was round

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

too bad, it's a cube now!

I wish i lived in osaka!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted. But the city is empty.

I wish to go to moon.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you never arrive

I wish for an universal translator .

 

[Explorer of Time]

Geschonken. Het is slechter dan Google Translate, begrijpt de context niet en bevat vaak grammaticale fouten, leestekenfouten, woordfouten en veel kevers. En je kunt het nooit uitzetten.

I wish I lived in the EU.

 

[Zero Seven]

Granted, but every country in the EU suddenly decides to introduce absurd taxes specifically targeting you, and your favorite food gets banned in every single one of them.


I wish I could control time. (๑˘︶˘๑)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but doing so will make a certain Stand wielding vampire come after you as he hones in on you every time you use it.

I wish for a fancy outfit =3

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but outfit is Pichu sized!

i wish i could fly a airplane.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

Granted but the weather is never safe enough for you!

I wish I could teleport!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but doing so is extremely painful

I wish for a personal butler.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but butler criticizes your diet all day all night!

i wish i could live in mine Animal Crossing town.