~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but the moment they aren't on PC their life immediately gets much worse!

I wish for people I could play with.

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but they're never online when you are.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but each time you do, you spend a timeless moment in the dark void, no air, with the impression you are free falling...

I wish I could turn invisible and intangible like air (and back of course) at will!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You have now evaporated. You can get back to solid form, though, due to the particles of air being very separated, your body is divided into pieces.

I wish I had a cute, nice and friendly pet :)

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but it's only friendly to other people.

I wish I had a boyfriend 😢

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.... you had a boyfriend. It didn't last and you'll never find love again... 😈
Too much? 🤔

I wish I wouldn't feel so drained during the weekends.

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but now you feel immensely drained during the weekdays (revenge for the zero love life)

I wish I could draw

 

[Megan]

Granted, but no one likes your art style!

I wish for my laptop not being on the brink of death. <_<

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it finally kicked the bucket. You had funds for a new one right? 😇

I wish for nails that clips themselves when they get too long.

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but the clippings just pop off at random, unknowable times.

I wish the other boys in my class would shut up for at least five days.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but as a result your teacher is a lot more eager to demand answers to their questions from you specifically.

I wish for something to wish for.

 

[ReKoil]

Had you had something to wish for, then I would've granted you something to grant for... wait what...
Anyway, here's a banana suit I guess....

Spoiler:

I wish Megan had wished for something.
*Braces for incoming fruit suit.*

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but it was something that was really hard to corrupt.

I wish I could just sort of close my eyes and suddenly be graduating high school (with memories of what I did in those three years skipped)

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you just kinda "automate" your way through those times meaning that you don't really made particularly interesting experiences during that time. (There's like a movie about that where a guy gets a remote that allows him to skip some, afaik. Don't remember the name, though.)

I wish for the Xenosaga games to be remade for the Switch!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the only way to get them is an even more expensive NSO Expansion pack that requires you to pay 150 euros a month just to have access to them =\

I wish for a sonic screwdriver 🙂

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Congratulations! You get exactly what you wished for! A Sonic the Hedgehog themed screwdriver! How lucky you are.😁

I wish the person I care about most has a happy life.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but since I don't know who that is I just assume you mean me! :3

I wish for plants to not die when I try to take care of them.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! In result, they become immortal, un-killable beings beyond our comprehension. You ask yourself if it's you who's taking care of them, or if it's them who take care of you. You're pleased either way.

I wish I could write better lyrics.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it requires both hands at all times so you can no longer hold any rice bowls ever! 😉

I wish my hair wouldn't grow so fast.

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but it grows so slowly that it actually grows backwards and you're gonna end up bald by the end of the month

I wish it was easy to confess to my crush