~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but now you have no motivation for them!

I wish for four wishes!

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but you just used one. You now only have three wishes!

I wish I could do those "explain how you found x" questions in math.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! The response to all of those questions are now: "I found x because I can see it". It's 100% correct, but for some reason your teachers get very angry with that response and give you a 0! They cannot silence the truth!

I wish Google gave me the response that I actually asked for and not other stuff about random topics.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you get my highly specialized version of Google which is capable of finding any Glaceon pic I want... and the only prompts it accepts are related to Glaceon 😏
Better start thinking like an Ice type....
Come... join us birb-kun! Remember your Icy roots! :fufu:

I wish for my shoes to be dry by the time I need them tomorrow.

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, but after that, they are never dry again.

I wish my sister would just give me a straight answer for once.

 

[Megan]

Granted, she now hits you with a ruler whenever you ask her something!

I wish people would finally understand each other.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, they can understand basic words like "Yes" and "No" in every language!

I wish there were cheat codes for every video game!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they can only be enabled once the credits have rolled and only last for one session.

I wish for free Internet for the rest of my life =D

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now everyone comes to you to get access to it. And I mean everyone!

I wish I don't need to do damage control when something bad happens. :(

 

[Cosmega]

Jeez it's been a month?! How did we all forget about this thread?
Granted! Now, you need to do damage control only when something good happens!

I wish that I could come up with better designs Fahrenheit I'm drawing.

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted! Now you came up with a new idea, but you can't draw it, so you get stressed =D

I wish that people myself included don't forget this forum

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, everyone who has visited this site even once, whether logged in or not, is now constantly thinking about it even when trying to sleep.

I wish for everyone to start cosplaying as Pokemon :fufu:

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they are original size only and you can't choose which one you get. So you better start figuring out how to get inside that Sunkern costume. :P

I wish for someone to buy me food!

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but this is the only time you will ever have someone buy food. from here on out, you are on your own with no backsies!

i wish i could work from home, just once!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get to work from home during Christmas! =D

I wish for a DK64 remake or remaster =3

 

[Aldo]

Granted, but all the text is replaced by Wingdings.

I wish to have more badges!

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but they're counterfeit and not legit 😏

i wish we could just have a cooler day for once in the summertime

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you'll never find shades as cool as the sun's!

I wish to be better at pun-ctuation! :D

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you are now punctual and never miss a chance to make a pungent remark while dishing out punishment as spunky as possible!
There does seem to be a puncture in the rest of your vocabulary now though...

I wish for the rest of the summer to be like it has been for a good week now: cloudy, windy and a nice temperature around 17-21 degrees, with some occasional rain =D

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Now, every single day of summer and not summer is like this, forever! However, many plants that used to thrive in a weather different from this one start to die in massive quantities, unbalancing the entire ecosystem.

I wish I had more Pokeballs in Go.