~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, Instead of a squeaky fan you get silent fans...battle fans that are swiftly coming towards you. Run!



I wish I could snap my fingers and the whole house would be clean.

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted - and you really do get a fantastically clean house out of it!

However, your fingers have irrevocably broken, so no more snapping them!

I wish that my favourite band would come hang with me for a day.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, all of you get to hang off a giant coat rack in a giant's castle as if you were decorations. You can't really see each other and falling down is probably fatal, but at least you get to have a chat while the giant decides on what to do with you?

I wish my cat could get along with other cats.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now she's too busy playing with her friends and you don't end up seeing each other a lot, anymore.

I wish for better comprehension skills.

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Granted, but you only comprehend things in Latin!

I wish for an AC

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's AC Unity for you:

Spoiler:

I wish to not spend upcoming weekend recovering from fatigue =P
Looking pretty unlikely atm =\

 

[Megan]

Granted, but at the beginning of the next week you're still very tired!

I wish for this wish to revert itself.

 

[Herokin64]

[ERROR]
Congratulations! You created a paradox! Time is folding into itself and the entire multiverse will be destroyed in [371062.08] seconds! (4.2947 days)

I wish for another wish.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you've wished for a new banhammer for Megan and it's just been delivered to her. =D
The downside is you'll now be banned with it when she sees this... :fufu:

I wish for the current weather to last the entire summer.
Cloudy with wind and rain beats the summer heat =D

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! With that description, summer is now gone forever! Let the chaos consume the ecosystem…

I wish I was fluent in every language!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you don't get to choose in which language you communicate!

I wish was was actually good at finding bugs in source code.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now see bugs whenever you look at a piece of code! 😈

Spoiler:

I wish for my home to become mosquito and fly proof =D

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Granted but you now become a mosquito!

I wish for AC

 

[Megan]

Granted, you get the newest Assassin's Creed game! :D

I wish for some super power!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! But you can now fly! but only in thunderstorms :P

I Wish for a pet spider I can talk too!

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Granted, but your pet spider only speaks Chinese!

I wish for ice tea!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You get a tea made of ice (aka water)!

I wish I could use the benefits of YouTube Premium without needing to pay.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 seconds... better hurry and grab what you want the most! Oh... you missed the window, huh? 😔

I wish for a life-size Glaceon plush :fufu:

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Granted but you now hate Glaceon!

I wish for a swimming pool in my garden

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You can choose between two sizes: an ant-sized pool or a pool so big it floods your house! Choose wisely! :D

I wish people would be more calm.