~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ChrysalisM]

Granted. Now the wind is hot enough to cause water to catch fire.

I wish to pass all of my classes

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you fail all your tests!

I wish for ogre oustin to be easier.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you no longer get a shiny Munchlax or anything of value from it.

I wish for a DK64 remaster or remake.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but Donkey Kong will come out of the screen and chase you each time you finish a session.

I wish to learn a new skill.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You learned how write Fancy.

I wish for Duster to be in smash bros

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can now play as a car in Smash Bros.

Spoiler:

Dacia Duster =3

I wish for more Pokemon merch!
One can never have enough :fufu:

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you only get cheap knockoffs.

I wish to have a printer.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it doesn't have ink!

I wish to be good at math.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but math just became completely useless!

I wish for clothing that never wears down and tears.

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but you only get the newborn-sized ones.

I wish to just sleep and never wake up anymore.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Too bad a random person kisses you so the spell gets brokenyou wake up!

I wish for shiny locks to be removed!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can't catch Pokemon anymore as all games are from now on like New Snap.

I wish the snow would last longer.
Day 3 and it's already half melted away =\

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but there is so much snow now that your neighborhood becomes the perfect habitat for wampas! One of these ice monsters is actually in front of your door now, hunting for fresh prey.



I wish I lived in a newer house, instead of an old run down one in need of constant repairs

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it's completely empty with nothing in it!

I wish for a regice plush.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it appears to be slightly off color... or is it...
... and now you'll forever be wondering if it's shiny or not...

I wish my laptop could still run more demanding games

 

[saniachan]

Granted but it will run very, very slowly to the point that your laptop needs constant refreshing.

I wish I could quickly get rid of that one brown spot on the photo I'm editing.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now there's a green spot somewhere else!

I wish for a new mega man game!

 

[saniachan]

Granted but with gameplay mechanics a la Fire Emblem. 😈

I wish for a plush of one of my OCs.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they combined pieces of all of them into one creepy plush!

I wish I wasn't so fatigued.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but know you're fast asleep!

I wish for more official shiny pokemon merch!