~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, you can heal them, but only with Potions, and you have to carry these in your bag!

I wish for songs sung by Pokémon!

 

[faf]

Granted, you instantly regret it as all are hopelessly off tune.

I wish Overpower were a conal AoE again.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the wish granter is unfamiliar with Overpower and hands you a traffic cone that you need to cast this spell into, which has a whopping area of effect of... itself! =D

I wish Balan Wonderworld would give you unlimited costumes for the ones you already collected, after beating the main game.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted but everything else in the game that's permanent is now temporary!

I wish to become better at aiming things!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but you are now worse at timing!

i wish to build my own car.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but when you finish it, you discover that it only works underwater during a full moon!

I wish for a big bag of Popcorn.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! but it has no flavor!

I wish for a bow and arrow!

 

[ChristineLvX89]

Granted but it instantly breaks before you can even use it

I wish for my gender transition to speed up so I can turn into a girl overnight like a magical process

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to say the magic spell and wear magical girl clothing every day now!

I wish fake meat was cheaper.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but real meat is now super expensive!

I wish for an apple.

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but it's falling on your head!

I wish for a banana boat.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but it's banana sized!

I wish for a good score on my ACT

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but you have to swap test scores with someone else!

i wish to visit Hawaii.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get to visit Hawai via a VR headset! =D

I wish for the most disgusting looking pizza you can think of!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you have to eat it!

I wish for another wish!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You can make another wish... of my choosing, which is for having all of your Oran Berry Juice to be teleported in my house! Thank you a lot!

I wish for a little, cute baby Rayquaza for me to raise and nurture!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it refuses to listen to you and eats all of your furniture and then your roses!

I wish my dentist appointment tomorrow was earlier on in the day.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but all the dentists called in sick! Don't worry Dr. Laz will try their best with the dental drill!

i wish for a raise.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! but you get promoted to a extremely boring job!

I wish for some sakura latte mix!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... Sakura violently shakes your latte to make it mix!

Spoiler:

I wish for a TES & Pokemon crossover.