~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but when performing the transaction, someone somehow mistyped, thus, you got $0,000,000!

I wish to interview Cuddly Cutie Caterpie, the star of the Viridian Forest!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you have to interview all of the caterpie in the forest!

I wish to swim faster than a sharpedo!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you look like one too

I wish for new tableware.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but all the plates are stuck together in the stack!

i wish for a new hat.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You get a new, magical hat who never stops talking and bores you to death!

I wish to sing a duet with my favourite diva, Donna Primarina!

 

[Sorviknight]

Granted, but D. Primarina has fired you because you stepped on her tail in rehearsals

I wish to be a wooden boy

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now your nose grows any time you lie!

i wish the be able to complete my schooling without so much effort now!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your school just gives you your diploma, but it's no longer worth anything!

I wish for a Glaceon theme song!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but I get to make it!

I wish i could play any game in vr!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but when you put on the headset you can't take it off!

i wish i could breathe fire.

 

[Sorviknight]

Granted, but as a side-effect everything you eat will be charred!

I wish to be a real boy again!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but any fun activities you do will turn you into a donkey!

I wish for 100 gift cards of my choice!

 

[faf]

Granted, the limit is 5 dollars tho.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's every flavor all at once, which makes it taste horrible =\
And no, not every lemonade flavor. It's EVERY flavor.

I wish I got more done today

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

GrantedYou get the same day 10 times in a row to try and fix it!

I wish i could talk to people without getting anxious!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but now people are anxious to talk to you!

i wish i could fly a helicopter.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you can no longer swim =\

I wish for a Happy Meal =P

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but there's no toy!

I wish for everlasting peace!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but it is now everlastingly rusting in pieces.

I wish to be an elite trainer!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you become so elite that nobody wants to fight a Pokemon battle with you!

I wish for more time this weekend!