~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted! you get one cup made of ice filled with really hot hot chocolate~

I wish for my own theme that plays when people are around me.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your boss music scares everyone off and now nobody talks to you anymore

I wish for a new fan.

 

[Explorer of Time]

You get an Adoring Fan to follow you and watch you and worship the ground you walk on.

I wish for more time to play Pokemon games.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i tell your work and they fired you!

i wish i could play piano.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! but it catches on fire whenever you play it!

I wish for a new update!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they roll out another update to undo it 5 minutes later!

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i teach you only Japanese swear words!

i wish for a pet.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it's a angry lion!

I wish for a power boost

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your electricity gets a boost and all your light bulbs break. You'll also not like your energy bill for this month =3

I wish for the glory that is cauliflower nuggets to be more widely distributed!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted your house is now cauliflower nugget factory!

i wish i could move to new house.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but the new house has no internet!

I wish for invincibility.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now you shine rainbow colors that are blindingly bright!

I wish to choose my own work schedule.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you get no work benefits or security of any sort as you are self employed now!

I wish moths would stop invading my house.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but now mosquitos are invading your house!

I wish to be able to move through walls.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, you can, but anything your wearing can't!

I wish to have japanese food

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, I threw an omelette into some rice and now you have an omurice. =D

I wish for secret passages in my house!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you need a pin that only i know!

I wish for more time before work

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but for every minute of extra time you get, you have to browse PC for one less minute.

I wish for an exciting adventure.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i dump you in middle of ocean have fun!

i wish i could double jump.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it makes an extremely loud noise when you do so!

I wish for 3 more wishes!