~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but if you do anything bad it tells everyone!

I wish for glitch powers!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but you accidentally glitch your friends they forget who you are!

i wish i could move my house.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

Good luck getting back in though, you're stuck at that size =3

I wish for a piece of merch a day, to keep my wallet away

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but your wallet gets jealous and eats all your merch!

I wish for an uncorrupted wish!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted thanks for making my new wish uncorrupted!

i wish for a pet puppy.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it immediately ran off

I wish I wasn't feeling so drained.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! but now you can't sleep because you have too much energy!

I wish to not feel so paranoid

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but now you never get scared even when you should!

I wish for more free time.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you no longer need to do anything ever. No school. No work. No hobbies. Embrace boredom.

I wish for a refund on this weekend.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you get refund granted on Friday at 11:59 pm!

i wish to be famous superhero.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, But you are getting hunted down by the fbi!

I wish to be number one, hey!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you just moved to the top of the 'about to be banned' list, into slot number 1 =D

I wish I wouldn't break my DexNav chains so often.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i chain you to your Switch 'til you double dexnav chain!

i wish i was kid again.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now you dont own anything!

I wish to make my hair naturally purple!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now everyone you meet keeps trying to plant you with your feet in the dirt and tries to water you with a garden hose!

I wish for a fancy new table.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted 1 cursed old table from haunted house is yours!

i wish i was more motivated.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted! but you are now motivated to not go to sleep!

I wish for a fork!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted!

Spoiler:

Good luck eating with whichever of them you pick =D

I wish for unlimited snacks.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you suffer health complications from the increased consumption.

I wish to be more creative.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now you cannot think logically!

I wish to have the day off today!