~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Miah]

Granted, but you don't have enough energy everyday.

I wish I could always sleep at the right time.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but that "right time" is now 4:00pm!

I wish I could live closer to work.

 

[Miah]

Granted but all your stuff is at where you lived before

I wish I could be extremely healthy

 

[Ray Nite]

Granted but you will only eat tofu.

I wish for a meditation session in a bacta tank. *Look up bacta tank if you haven't seen one.*

 

[Miah]

Granted but the meditation session only stressed you out!

I wish for snow for the remaining April because it's too hot

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you'll have to shovel it out of the driveway.

I wish for snow to arrive to Florida. :<

 

[Miah]

Granted, but it only stays for 1 day

I wish I'm not sleepy right now

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you'll go to sleep in an hour

I wish I wasn't bored now!

 

[Miah]

Granted, you are now imagining everything you like and want, but then... reality suddenly bursts in and makes you even more bored!

I wish I wasn't home alone, and that whoever enters won't kill me.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your family comes home and suddenly turns on you. Oops.

I wish that I was graduated from school already!

(I am actually graduating from college in ~2 weeks!)

 

[Miah]

Granted, but now you have much more challenges and difficulties to face!

I wish to have my sanity back.

 

[Ray Nite]

Granted but it will cost you labor.

I wish for a Marshadow to cuddle with.

 

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but it passes through since it's a Ghost-Type.

I wish to restore my wrist back to normal.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you have to pay your wrist for it

I wish I'm not sleepy right now because it's 11:30AM

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Yep, and then you will soon gain insomnia and never sleep again.

I wish everyone would agree with whatever I say

 

[Miah]

Granted, but everything you say starting now is completely honest with no hidden meanings

I wish to see a shooting star to wish that it wasn't a meteor.

 

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but it turned out to be a sun approaching ever closer.

I wish I can suck blood.

 

[Miah]

Granted, you die once you have it your mouth.

I wish for snow, seriously

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but you die of hyperthermia the second it snows regardless of where you are

I wish for no school tomorrow

 

[Miah]

Granted, homework, all subjects.

I wish to sleep peacefully until I wake up fully energized!~