~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[VoltYellow]

Granted but only when you are away from mankind i.e. you are in Space
I wish I was handsome

 

[Miah]

Granted, but everyone else sees you as ugly.

I wish my phone wouldn't die yet :<

 

[22sa]

Granted, but it's frozen

I wish eat a buffet

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but ants nest inside the food

I wish for a gallon of gasoline

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but you won't be able to use it...
I wish my exams end earlier

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you failed it all.

I wish it wasn't this late

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted, but you failed it all.

I wish it wasn't this late

Don't say these things please :P
Granted but you would go 10 days back
I wish I could make funnier jokes :p

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but you never come back.

I wish I wasn't always tired.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but you can never sleep again

I wish for a bike

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but it's made of nitroglycerin, and explodes the second it spawns in.

I wish nobody would judge me.

 

[string555]

Granted, but every wish has to be for no wishes. :P

I wish my laptop battery would never run out.

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but you won't be able to surf web
I wish that I could stop time

 

[string555]

Granted, but you stop too, frozen FOREVER. :O

I wish I had Ant Man's power.

 

[Miah]

Granted but you can only become smaller, and you can never be normal sized again.

I wish I can teleport.

 

[string555]

Granted, but you can only teleport to Antarctica. :P

I wish I had a full dive VR.

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but you will be able to use it once in every year
I wish that I wasn't currently thinking about what wish I should post

 

[string555]

Granted, but instead you're thinking about why you are currently on fire.

I wish people got along better.

 

[Desert Stream~]

Granted, but everyone who gets along is imprisoned.

I wish I could break up with my girlfriend.

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but nobody will ever love you again.


I wish my stuff had unlimited battery life.

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but after an hour of usage your batteries with you know boom!
I wish that I hadn't fallen asleep this afternoon