~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but your entire team is level 1 Bidoofs holding a focus sash and only know Endeavor and Quick Attack, and everyone bans you from every tourney.

I wish my wish isn't corrupted.

 

[string555]

Granted, it's not corrupted. But then it gets corrupted later on, and becomes corrupted. (@_@)

I wish I was immortal. :O

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you still age, and you become so old that your body breaks down but you still live somehow...


I wish I had Necrozma in my Ultra Sun game already.

 

[string555]

Granted, but as soon as it gains another level it evolves into Missingno and screws up your save data. :O

I wish I could get myself to study more.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you don't do well on tests no matter how much you study.

I wish I wasn't behind in school.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted but now the school is closed when that happens

I wished everyone hate 2015 and treated all the other years with equal respect.

 

[string555]

Granted, but nobody remembers any reason why they hate it. (@_@)

I wish I worked a night shift instead.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but now you regret working night shift and wish to go back to your day shift.

I wish to go back to Universal Studios and I had fun working there. Too bad the jobs are only seasonal.

 

[string555]

Granted, you go back to Universal Studios but you are not allowed in because it's closed forever! :O

I wish Pokemon were real. :O

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but they will not be friends with humans and people won't be able to catch them because poke balls will not exist.

I wish my typing error will stop.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but your posts aren't able to be posted in english without being translated to French, Spanish, ect.

I wish I knew if I should change my avatar (Seriously, should I right now?)

 

[Delphine]

granted, but you take a long time to pick a new avatar

i wish to have a new game

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but it's the worst game ever.

I wish I could decide favorites.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but then you change your mind.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you can't land so you will die one way or another up there.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but a plane comes and smashes through your window.

I wish the coldness never existed.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, so everything is at the hottest temperature ever.

I wish for a meme

 

[string555]

Granted, but you go blind before being able to see it.

I wish for nothing. :O

 

[XNaut]

Granted, and then your boss comes and fires you.

I wish I'm not multi tasking right now.

 

[string555]

Granted, but the one task your stuck doing is incredibly boring, and you die from boredom. :O

I wish I could meet an alien.