KorpiklaaniVodka
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BTW, Aggron is the 4th manliest 'mon.
Exploud is a Pokemon who'll **** your **** up in like 3 seconds. BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!! That's right, this thing gets STAB Boomburst, which is stronger than goddamn Draco Meteor and thus Exploud hits harder than that Dragon/Ground loser... what was its name...? Oh that's right, your lovely Flygon. And by the way, Flygon sucks at BOOMBURSTING through its opponents, since it just isn't as MANLY as Exploud is, in other words, it lacks a Normal typing, probably the best type in the universe. But that's not all, Exploud has Scrappy, which means he doesn't give a **** about your ghost-types. Plus extreme coverage options, Fire Blast, Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Focus Blast, Surf, OH MY, PLEASE STOP!!!
Sharpedo is the manly shark, the goddamn best water Pokemon of Gen 3, screw your Swampert and Crawdaunt. This thing gets SPEED BOOST, which was one of the main reasons Smogon nerfed Baton Pass, it's THAT ridiculous. But that's not all, this thing gets a mega evolution which lets it hit hard as hell, and once it gets a boost you may as well kiss your sorry ass goodbye, because this thing will 6-0 you without any hesitation. You see that look on its face? That means it loathes everything about you, especially your brain for thinking Milotic has a better design than it.
Camerupt is definitely the most iconic fire-type of Hoenn, Blaziken can suck it. Mega Camerupt is also one of the manliest 'mons you'll ever lay eyes on. 20 speed may be ridiculously slow, but Camerupt has a Special Attack stat of ONE HUNDRED AND NUT-CRUSHING FOURTY-FIVE, and on top of that, it gets freakin' Sheer Force, which boosts its Fire Blast to the point where even Mega Gardevoir will be jealous. Oh yeah, it also has enough bulk to tank an Earthquake or something. If that isn't awesome, I don't know what it is. And by the way, Camerupt is obviously better than Flygon, that's why it got the mega!
Exploud is a Pokemon who'll **** your **** up in like 3 seconds. BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!! That's right, this thing gets STAB Boomburst, which is stronger than goddamn Draco Meteor and thus Exploud hits harder than that Dragon/Ground loser... what was its name...? Oh that's right, your lovely Flygon. And by the way, Flygon sucks at BOOMBURSTING through its opponents, since it just isn't as MANLY as Exploud is, in other words, it lacks a Normal typing, probably the best type in the universe. But that's not all, Exploud has Scrappy, which means he doesn't give a **** about your ghost-types. Plus extreme coverage options, Fire Blast, Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Focus Blast, Surf, OH MY, PLEASE STOP!!!
Sharpedo is the manly shark, the goddamn best water Pokemon of Gen 3, screw your Swampert and Crawdaunt. This thing gets SPEED BOOST, which was one of the main reasons Smogon nerfed Baton Pass, it's THAT ridiculous. But that's not all, this thing gets a mega evolution which lets it hit hard as hell, and once it gets a boost you may as well kiss your sorry ass goodbye, because this thing will 6-0 you without any hesitation. You see that look on its face? That means it loathes everything about you, especially your brain for thinking Milotic has a better design than it.
Camerupt is definitely the most iconic fire-type of Hoenn, Blaziken can suck it. Mega Camerupt is also one of the manliest 'mons you'll ever lay eyes on. 20 speed may be ridiculously slow, but Camerupt has a Special Attack stat of ONE HUNDRED AND NUT-CRUSHING FOURTY-FIVE, and on top of that, it gets freakin' Sheer Force, which boosts its Fire Blast to the point where even Mega Gardevoir will be jealous. Oh yeah, it also has enough bulk to tank an Earthquake or something. If that isn't awesome, I don't know what it is. And by the way, Camerupt is obviously better than Flygon, that's why it got the mega!
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