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Massacre

[BURN] Bardothren

Because that's the most sensible thing to do.
 
Bardothren said:
[Tie to a table. Throw a switch, which turns on a lightbulb, popping a balloon, pusing a marble down a wooden track, hitting the power switch of a fan, which winds up a string, thereby tugging on a bowling ball, causing it to fall and crush the left leg. The bowling ball then rolls off the table, hitting a lever, which flings five knives in the air. Three knives slice up an apple, the fourth knife buries itself in the liver, and the fifth cracks a fishtanks. The water drips out of the fishtank, watering the bamboo plant set beneath the table, causing it to grow through the midsection. The bamboo then throws yet another switch, sending an electric current through the bindings, electrocuting the victim and causing the C4 buried in the knife buried in the liver to explode.] Auric Twins

Beat that, world.
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[Slowly pick apart with tweezers] Bardothren
 
[STOP WORSHIPING] eros

get it 'cause eros is the god of love and it's said that gods die when they don't get worshiped anymore 'cause they exist and can only be called a god because there are worshipers to them and I'll stop rambling
 
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