Most memorable gaming Quotes.

[Fox♠]

So any quotes in games that really made you laugh? Maybe touched you or made you sad?

Some of my favorites are

EVA: OK, your Raikov disguise is complete. Now they won't stop you no matter what you do.
Naked Snake: Even if I punch someone in the face?

MGS3

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

EVA: [voiceover] But I think she wanted you of all people to know the truth. She wanted to live on in your memory, not as a solider, but as a woman. But she was forbidden to tell you herself. And that's why she told me. Snake, history will ever know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing, will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot.

Yes I know they are all from MGS3 :)

 

[Kazukii]

It's not really a quote but it's at the end of Rayman 2 The Great Escape, and Rayman comes back with Globox and Globox's children are delighted to see him as they've been seperated from him for so long, it's the ending of the game and it's really sad and touching.

 

[templekeeper]

I've never heard anything quite like the Qwark Opera from Secret Agent Clank. Played the series or not, you gotta watch it entirely. Six minutes worth of quotable material-

 

[thedestinedblade]

"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!" Wolf - Star Fox 64

Actually, Star Fox 64 had a ton of awesome quotes besides the barrel roll one. ;D

 

[dream's-epilogue]

For thsoe of you who haven't played MGS4...well, here ya go.

Following the battle of Liquid piloting RAY and Snake piloting REX.


Otacon: "Where's Liquid?!"
*RAY opens up, and an injured Liquid falls out of the cockpit onto the ground.*
Liquid: *pants heavily, reachs out towards Snake* Snaaa-ke! Hrgh! *convulses*
Snake: *watching* "FOX..."
Liquid: *echoing scream* "...DIE!" *collapses*
*the scene shows Liquid's body, then,*
Liquid: *jumps up suddenly* "Think again!"
*Shot shows Snake dumbstruck*
Liquid: *getting to his feet* "Sorry, but that's not going to work this time!"
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Later in that same scene, Liquid is leading the massive sub Outer Haven, and is about to crush the injured Snake...meanwhile, Raiden watches, trapped under a collapsed ceiling...

Liquid: *getting shot at by Snake as he ascends to the sub* This is the liberty we've won for ourselves! Outer Haven! And with this weapon, I will destroy JD! Then, everything ends, and everything begins! But as for you, brother, you'll stay here to mark this island's watery grave.
Liquid: "Die Snake!"
*The sub begins to move towards the dock on which Snake is kneeling.* Raiden watches, and struggles to free himself. He spots his sword nearby and tries to reach it, but cannot. So...*

Raiden: *breaks his own trapped arm, and successfully reaches and grabs the sword, and positions it under the broken arm...* "Sunny, forgive me..." *Cuts off his own arm, and drags himself free.*

a few moments later

*The sub is almost upon Snake, but it stops at the very last moment. A shot of the bottom shows...Raiden, who is bracing himself at the ship's underside and holding it in place. when it nearly begins to push him, he pins his foot to the ground with his sword. He's at his limit, and...*

Raiden: *grunting* Snake! Hurry!
Snake: Raiden! *begins dragging himself away*
Snake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raiden: ROOOOOOOOOOOSE!

*He gives out. A series of cinematic shots switch between Raiden's POV, and cinematic close-ups of Raiden's face. Meanwhile, there is no music or background sound, and voices are heard.*

Rose: Jack, do you remember the day we met?
Raiden: Yeah, it was in front of Federal Hall...there were all these tourists around you.
Rose: They were asking me which building it was King Kong was climbing in the movie. I said it was probably the Chrysler Building. And then you showed up and started mouthing off. You were like "No, it's the Empire State."
Raiden: I said the Chrysler building was in Godzilla.
Rose: We started arguing, and I forgot all about the tourists.
Raiden: Next thing we knew, the tourists had gone away. And a week later, I found you again by coincidence out in the base corridor.
Rose: An amazing coincidence...
Raiden: That night, we went up to the top of the Empire State Building.
Rose: It was so beautiful.
Raiden: I didn't care anymore who was right.
Rose: And that was our first date.
Raiden: We watched King Kong in your apartment a bunch of times that night...didn't sleep 'till morning.

*The scene closes with a shot of Raiden's head. The light on his helmet blinks and dies.*

For those of you interested, you can find both of those scenes right here:
https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re2xf_k1JVE

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Quite a few actually...

"Cheese, Cheese for everyone. Oh wait, scracth that, no Cheese. but that is still a celebration if you don't like Cheese!" - Sheogorath (Elder Scrolls 4 - Shivering Isles)

"What could possibly go wrong?" and "Geez, are you still PLAYING this thing?" - Bubsy the Bobcat

 

[Fox♠]

For thsoe of you who haven't played MGS4...well, here ya go.

Following the battle of Liquid piloting RAY and Snake piloting REX.


Otacon: "Where's Liquid?!"
*RAY opens up, and an injured Liquid falls out of the cockpit onto the ground.*
Liquid: *pants heavily, reachs out towards Snake* Snaaa-ke! Hrgh! *convulses*
Snake: *watching* "FOX..."
Liquid: *echoing scream* "...DIE!" *collapses*
*the scene shows Liquid's body, then,*
Liquid: *jumps up suddenly* "Think again!"
*Shot shows Snake dumbstruck*
Liquid: *getting to his feet* "Sorry, but that's not going to work this time!"
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Later in that same scene, Liquid is leading the massive sub Outer Haven, and is about to crush the injured Snake...meanwhile, Raiden watches, trapped under a collapsed ceiling...

Liquid: *getting shot at by Snake as he ascends to the sub* This is the liberty we've won for ourselves! Outer Haven! And with this weapon, I will destroy JD! Then, everything ends, and everything begins! But as for you, brother, you'll stay here to mark this island's watery grave.
Liquid: "Die Snake!"
*The sub begins to move towards the dock on which Snake is kneeling.* Raiden watches, and struggles to free himself. He spots his sword nearby and tries to reach it, but cannot. So...*

Raiden: *breaks his own trapped arm, and successfully reaches and grabs the sword, and positions it under the broken arm...* "Sunny, forgive me..." *Cuts off his own arm, and drags himself free.*

a few moments later

*The sub is almost upon Snake, but it stops at the very last moment. A shot of the bottom shows...Raiden, who is bracing himself at the ship's underside and holding it in place. when it nearly begins to push him, he pins his foot to the ground with his sword. He's at his limit, and...*

Raiden: *grunting* Snake! Hurry!
Snake: Raiden! *begins dragging himself away*
Snake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raiden: ROOOOOOOOOOOSE!

*He gives out. A series of cinematic shots switch between Raiden's POV, and cinematic close-ups of Raiden's face. Meanwhile, there is no music or background sound, and voices are heard.*

Rose: Jack, do you remember the day we met?
Raiden: Yeah, it was in front of Federal Hall...there were all these tourists around you.
Rose: They were asking me which building it was King Kong was climbing in the movie. I said it was probably the Chrysler Building. And then you showed up and started mouthing off. You were like "No, it's the Empire State."
Raiden: I said the Chrysler building was in Godzilla.
Rose: We started arguing, and I forgot all about the tourists.
Raiden: Next thing we knew, the tourists had gone away. And a week later, I found you again by coincidence out in the base corridor.
Rose: An amazing coincidence...
Raiden: That night, we went up to the top of the Empire State Building.
Rose: It was so beautiful.
Raiden: I didn't care anymore who was right.
Rose: And that was our first date.
Raiden: We watched King Kong in your apartment a bunch of times that night...didn't sleep 'till morning.

*The scene closes with a shot of Raiden's head. The light on his helmet blinks and dies.*

For those of you interested, you can find both of those scenes right here:
https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re2xf_k1JVE

Another great MGS4 quote is

"10 years?! How the hell did you survive 10 years?!"

 

[Graceful]

Yuffie: Thinkin' of running away? Stay and fight! FIGHT, I said! C'mon...... What's the matter? You're pretty scared of me, huh!?
Cloud: [sarcastically] ......petrified.
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Yuffie: Cloud, say something! PLEASE!!!!!!
Cloud: ...something.
[Out of annoyance, Yuffie smacks Cloud]
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[Cloud dresses like a woman to infiltrate Don Corneo's mansion]
Aerith: It's still not right. A wig! That's what you need!
Owner: Umm, I thought you might, so I talked to my friend about getting one. You know the gym? You'll find a lot of people there like you. Go and talk to them.
Cloud: ...'like you'? Aerith, what did you tell him?
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[Barret experiences painful memories while at the Gold Saucer]
Aerith: We're gonna play...
Barret: So PLAY! ...messin' round %&*$#&! Don't forget we're after Sephiroth!
[Barret runs away]
Aerith: ...I think he's mad.
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Tidus: Dad?
Jecht: Yeah...
Tidus: [voice faltering] I hate you.
[beat]
Jecht: [chuckles] I know, I know...
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Yuna: Gimme a Y!
Rikku: Gimme an R!
Paine: Gimme a break
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[Åzurε]

Does no one remember?

"You Spoony Bard!"
-Sage Tellah, on Prince Edward of Damcyan

 

[Rogue planet]

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times... Suppose one day, it lands on its edge." - Kain - Soul Reaver 2
"Marked one!? What the hell!?" - Sidorovich - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." - GLaDOS - Portal.
Of course that is only one of the many awesome quotes from GLaDOS.

 

[Barney.]

"Freeze....Hammer Time".
Freeze Hammer Warrior - Swords and Soldiers.

 

[Yuoaman]

From MGS3, just epic...

Sigint: [if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box] Uh,Snake... what are you doing?
Naked Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Naked Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

 

[Poliwagged]

"Shorts are comfy and easy to wear!"

 

[Hagumi]

"Thats a harp, so it must be the queen, right? I mean, no dude plays a harp.", and "Wow, puberty is weird." both from Jansen from Lost Odyssey. Jansen has so many good quotes, but I can't be bothered to put them all up on here just now. There was one in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney that made me giggle a bit when Klavier and Apollo met for the first time:

Klavier: Excuse me, coming through.
Officier: Ah! It's you! Mr. Gavin!
Apollo: ...! (Thinking) Who's this guy...?
Klavier: I must say I'm used to being inspected by the ladies... But this is the first time I've felt this way with a man.

 

[Frequency]

"Where's everybody going, Bingo?"-Leon S.Kennedy, Resident Evil 4

And of course...

"FALCOOOON PAAAAAWNCH!!"- Captain Falcon.

 

[Captain Fabio]

THE CAKE IS A LIE! - Portal!

How epic is that! Lol! XD

 

[Her]

[Penguin squawks at Cortex, negotiating]
Dr. Neo Cortex: The check bounced? Are you sure? Well, these past few years have been kind of slow. Wrath of Cortex didn't go as well as we'd hoped and...
Dr. Neo Cortex: [Penguins seethe in anger and Cortex offers a fish to appease them] Fish?
[Camera alternates to different characters and Cortex eventually shoots the leader with his laser]

 

[Bianca Paragon]

Elisa/Ursula: The futures we saw were one and the same. Snake, you will destroy Metal Gear, and you will create a new Metal Gear in it's place. Your children; Les Infant Terribles. Snake, your son will bring the world to ruin. Your son... will save... the world.
-Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Margulis: Uzuki, those who died with their beliefs were the happy ones. But what about me? There's nothing more pathetic than a pet who's been abandoned by his master. Lacking the strength of the wild, he merely exposes his pitiful form to the world, and waits to die. Heh! But it is the same for you. Ormus, Vector, the Federation, Miltia... all of them were nothing but actors for the one objective. What does the term "People of Zohar" mean for us now? We're just fools made to dance to a tune of lies.
Jin Uzuki: Why do you still fight us if you know that?
Margulis: Even a fool has his pride.
-Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra

Luca Blight: I don't care about breeding. A sword doesn't need a fine lineage, it just needs to be sharp.
-and-
Luca Blight: You can round up a million maggots to try to defeat me... but you'll still all just be maggots!
-Suikoden II

Aerith: Are you doing well? Where are you? It's been 4 years. This will be the 89th letter I've written but I will not send out any more. I hope that you receive this last letter. Zack! The flowers are selling very well. It makes everyone smile. It's all thanks to you ~Aerith.
-Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core

 

[Sushi.]

MK v.s DC Universe
The Joker: What can I say? The ladies dig me. ;D
Sonya: *Punched him in the face*

That quote was just awesome. XD

 

[Kerotan]

I could type endless MGS quotes, but I'd rather use this more simple one.

"Ready to get hammered, Ammy?"
-Issun; Okami