Moves Pokemon can learn, but shouldn't.

[PKFL_531]

I still love the idea of hopping on my pokewalker pikachu's shoulders and having him fly me places. I like to think he shoots a giant lightning bolt out of his tail for propulsion.

Explaination: Basically, in one manga, there was a pikachu that would fly by using balloons tied to its back. The game's reference to the pikachu with balloons is done by teaching a pikachu the attack fly. The same with the surfing pikachu. The surfing pikachu is a reference to both the anime and manga about the time there was a pikachu that knew how to surf on a surfboard.

 

[hiphiphippo]

LOL. this thread is hilarious xD

my friend was wondering how wooper could learn ice punch xD
and i guess same with other pokes with no arms learning punches/moves requiring hands o:

and dugtrio can learn ariel ace... like really? really?
and sure, a mew can fly, but i'm not trusting it to carry my weight >.>

 

[Mujahid]

pupitar and shelgon can learn bite....Ahh...They bite with what ???

 

[Evilade]

Tyranitar can learn Surf, Dratini learns Thunder Wave and Jynx exists.

 

[Arma]

Shroomish learns Wake-up Slap and Slowking knows how to breathe fire...

 

[Espeon Master]

Sandshrew with Poison Sting. Where does the poison come from, and what exactly does it "sting" with?

Considering that every pokemon that can learn TMs can use the attack toxic, this makes sense. But the real question is, how is it that every pokemon can use toxic?

 

[560cool.]

Hariyama, Rampardos and Rhydon learn Surf.
I know it carries us over water, but in battle it actually summons ... um, water ?
Seriously ? o_O

 

[`Espeon]

I have no idea how the heck Tauros can learn Surf.

Same with Surfing Pikachu. I cam imagine Pikachu some how summoning a giant wave and surfing it with a surfboard + surfing over the Pokemon, but carrying a heavy trainer across water is kind of stupid. O.o

 

[Pidgeot is Life]

I don't think anything should be able to use swift...
How exactly does that work? 0.o'

 

[Mr.Crowley]

Ugly 3rd Evolutions using Attract. Nuff' said.

Edit: Venusaur using Rock Climb? wut o.o
When I think of Rock Climb I think of a hicker, like Geodude. xD

 

[Maruno]

If someone can explain how Carvanha, Sharpedo, Seviper, Sealeo and Walrein can Swagger, I'd much appreciate it. And they're just the ones that learn it by level up, not by the unnatural means of TM87.

 

[apokemoncoordinator]

um,well,leavanny can learn steel wing. (where are the wings?)

 

[Sheep]

Hey! This thread hasn't had a post since 2010 so it's considered a completely inactive/dead thread. Sorry about that. Feel free to remake the discussion though since it doesn't seem like an active one for this currently exists!