Movies that fail

rikudaman said:
Charlie and the chocolate factory: This was just play horrible and the time lines were all screwed up, you have like people with like futuristic entertainment systems and people living in cottages at the same time.

Dragonball Evolution: My expectations on this was very very low but they still didn't meet it, they didn't even have Krillin or Launch, not to mention how Goku and Picolo didn't even have a proper fight and how Master Roshi could revive from the dead with a Kamehameha wave.
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And Roshi is stupidly young. And tien and chaitzou werent present, or yajirobe. There was no Red Ribbon army, and why was Mai piccolos assistant and not Piano?

The film is the ultimate screw up.
 
Snakes on a Plane. Both versions.
 
Worst movie hmm,let me think?
Oh i know all stupid movies i see on T.V ,nothing new,just boring movies i rarely find cool movies.
 
You know what? I just remembered a movie that i had high expectations for that turned out just awful: The Happening. It was just an all around stupid film. I mean, c'mon, plants? Really? And the story line was pretty much boring. The only things that kept me awake were the gore scenes where people start mass suicides. that and the fact that my bro and his friend were doing some questionable things in the seats next to me It just fails. Not even an A for effort...ok...a B...I admit..I liked the gore scenes:)
 
Littlle shop of horrors didn't seem all that great to me....
The only good bit I like was the dentist bit, that was al i really laughed at :/
 
We watched the little shop of Horrors at School.
Me and my friends couldn't stop laughing at the dentist bit either.
Also, with the whole Saw thing...
I hadn't watched them and someone said they were really great.
When I did.. I was disappointed. It was just blood and guts really. Not that scary.
 
Todoroki Is said:
The super Mario Brothers Movie
Street Fighters
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These movies were so bad to the point it was funny, so it doesnt fail

.Sublime said:
Any of the ____ Movie movies.
You know; Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie.
Yea, they were all terrible

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were sub-par, though.
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agree 100%

Any Keanu Reeves/Nicholas Cage movie....there is no room for robots as actors
 
Nobody said what I have to say...

Anyway, the Eragon movie was probably the worst movie that I have ever seen. All they really did was take names, character, and towns from the book, and didn't really follow the book at all...It had potential to be a good movie, but they
Spoiler:
Read the book, it will give you more entertainment.

Oh, and for the person who said E.T. was bad, I think that it is one of the best movies ever.
 
I don't like all those bad-taste comedy movies that depend on farts and celebrity puns to attempt to steal a laugh that we'll not remember again.

I hated quarantine because the plot was only skin deep and didn't go into any detail about how the infection started. Also, everyone died... pretty negative ending D:
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(Quarantine is a REC remake)

even if REC is way better... Sorry, but those points are skin deep themselves. The detail is not given because the viewer is invited to wonder about it, sharing the sense of uncertainty the characters bear. Not every filmmaker can do that effectively. They're not always going to serve you the plot on a golden plate, leave that to commercial movies.

Everyone died... negative ending? It is called being realistic on a fictitious scenery, do you think you'd have escaped to a similar attack? What did you expect, the infected all share a tea party at the end and the reporters fall in love to live happily ever after? D:
 
BHwolfgang said:
The Disaster Movie. It was muy horrible.

Dragonball Evolution did not meet expectation. I know that it was supposed to be the modern version of Dragonball, but truth be told; it sucked. Well, no offense to any DE fans. :|
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*looks around*....there are dragonball evolution fans?
 
Well, I saw it a while ago, but the film Semi-Pro. I'm normally a big Will Ferrell fan, but that film was perhaps the worst I've seen him in (though, I didn't watch Bewitched, but I suppose that one would be the worst, judging from reviews I've heard people give it).

It really didn't have the same comedic atmosphere as Anchorman (open, off the top of the head, keep-rolling comedy), which was something I was looking for, I guess. (Step Brothers also shared the Anchorman atmosphere, mostly because Ferrell and Riley love working together and with Adam McKay [director], the two just shine. Listen to the director's commentary on Step Brothers if you don't follow.)

Anyways, that got off topic. >_> Semi-Pro also had a lot of moments that made me have to look away from the screen - thankfully the moments were short enough to not cause serious damage to my brain. :/
 
I HATED the Death Note Movies. Light playing B-Ball? WTF?
 
Xous said:
Well, I saw it a while ago, but the film Semi-Pro. I'm normally a big Will Ferrell fan, but that film was perhaps the worst I've seen him in (though, I didn't watch Bewitched, but I suppose that one would be the worst, judging from reviews I've heard people give it).
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Bewitched was terribly boring, not terrible though. There is far worse out there...

Er... pretty much any Ben Stiller movie, with the exception of Tropic Thunder (Brilliantly hillarious - Stiller was actually FUNNY in this movie). I have a little place in my Death Notebook for Night at the Museum, mind you.
 
I LOVED Tropic Thunder

Another movie I hate? Fight Club. He's a fighter with a psycotic issue. WTF?
 
Another crappy movie would probably be... OPEN WATER.

Hey kiddies! Let's go watch a movie where two scuba divers complain at eachother for 2 hours before they get eaten by a shark!
 
I don't really think any movie is bad. :/ I dunno. I always watch movies I've been told suck, but I usually enjoy them.

I would say that a lot of Seth Rogan's movies don't live up to the hype. Pineapple Express was not as funny as I had hoped, but it was still good. XD
 
Casino Royale - Slow, long, with the worst bond possibly ever. Really, this was supposed to breathe life back into the franchise? Only thing that might have been worse was the first hour of Quantum of Solace. That was a major stinker.

Twilight - Everything I have to say about the movie has been covered above.

Spider Man 3: Long, complex storyline, with an ending that sucked, to much CGI, and far to much drama.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - To much CGI and not enough storyline.

X-Men 3: Everything that could have went wrong with this movie did. Acting, Storyline, Sanity.

Now folks, compared to these movies, the next one in my book is the ultimate failure of a movie possibly.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier - Budget Cuts, Bad Directing, Poor Graphic and Set Work, Writers Strikes, a horrible Storyline, all wrapped up in one tight little profitable package. So bad they almost had to do Star Trek VI.
 
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