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Never Ending Cheat

...Gary will be there and will ask for seconds. Out of gratitude, he hands you another pokeball. This time, it contains Ratatta. He laughs at your incompetence, and in reaction to this you...
 
...run around in route 1 until you come across a caterpie. Kill it, and Arceous gains 20 levels (lul...). After doing so, you can beat Brock in one fell swoop. After defeating him...
 
continue the pattern until you have beaten all 8 kanto gym leaders this way, then fly to new bark town in johto, where all your pokemon are freed except the splashikarp. Then...
 
use the (splashicarp? lol) to defeat red at mt. silver using no items to get...
(lol, i just imagined it trying to beat red, i bet pikachu would lose...sorry, i just can't stand that yellow mouse thing.)
 
...The Azure Flute. Fly to Mt. Coronet and go to Spear Pillar, play the flute and stairs will play. Go up the stairs to find, not Arceus, but Celebi. Celebi will say "Celebii Cele bii!" and get mad at you not understanding her. To punish you for not unerstanding, she transports you back in time to a time where Cranidos and Shieldon run wild.
Find the new caveman professor, Professor Ceavez, and ask him...
 
"WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?"
He should reply "Pokemon!" at which point your character should launch into a Bill-Cosby style rant. After this, the Prof will give you....

(btw Splashikarp is a pimp name)
 
The land of Digimon! At this point, you can try to journey there, but that is impossible without a gameshark! anyway, tell him to go smoke a blunt, and he will, and when u leave his... ahem... lab... then, you will encounter a shiny kabuto! katch it! Then...
 
A Shiny Splashikarp! A Ho-oh will then appear and tell you that the Magikarp was once a majestic creature of infinite power, but it was being punished by the Gods for being too awesome. So it was reduced to a fish that could splash around. Fight the Ho-oh for making fun of Splash, and if you win...
 
you are back in pokemon to be presice KANTO you go to prof.oak but you can't find him in his place you see...........
 
and evolve it into a Killicarp (AKA gyarados), which will be mega shiny (GREEN gyarados?) then you..
 
It should breed with another gyarados (must be green), giving you a yellow gyarados. Set these up in traffic light formation, and then...
 
An egg will appear in your bag. Wait till it hatches, and it will come out to be an Midget Albino Ho-oh. Then...
 
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