NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Skystrike]

Which, in a good way, ends you up in torn world. You then throw the AR..... making it......

 

[Vyro]

EXPLODE! Lightning then strikes the ground and awakens a level 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dry Bowser

 

[Skystrike]

So then, you run and run, and RUN! You end up in........

 

[Vyro]

The land of mudkipz. they ask you if you liek them. so you..

 

[dotKarma]

Must say "NO, of course not" and then run really quickly into the...

 

[Pheonix987]

...

...you tell them to find a piece of dung. they all go, which is good distraction to get a lv 1000000 shiny pidgeot from the holy temple of mudkipz. you bake the feathers and eat the pidgeot raw...

 

[dotKarma]

Then you discard it's carcass on the side of the road right next to Silent Bob and Jay. You then must do the Buffalo Bill dance with them. (Chapstick isn't provided)

 

[Silhouette]

You must turn off the game, then turn it back on. Mr. Resetti will start a rant. You must steal his left-front tooth, and feed it to a Budew.

 

[Vyro]

Which will turn into an annoying green nerd who talks about mustard and fury.

 

[Crocky]

who gives you a legendary rock if you give him a fire stone

 

[dotKarma]

Once you get the legendary rock, you must throw it off the top of Mt. Mortar after facing off against Red in a mortal combat battle (not the game, for real)

 

[Åzurε]

...And to throw it, you must lose. After losing your touch with reality this badly and ignoring the fundamental laws of the universe, such as death, and throwing said rock, you must...

 

[Skystrike]

count to ten. Then..............

 

[Vyro]

The annoying green nerd who talks about mustard and fury will come back and make his pig-man assistant punch you in the stomach 1000000000 times.

 

[altaria221]

then steals your pokemon, then you get sent to the pokemon center because you have no pokemon, then nurse joy . . .

 

[Vyro]

Turns into the pig man and continues punching you.

 

[dotKarma]

You must then send out a Dugtrio to use double-slap on her (him now?) like a pimp would his ______ (not allowed to say it on PokeCommunity, probably)

 

[Vyro]

But you don't have a dugtrio. so you continue getting punched

The pig man looks like this: https://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2009/152/960568_20090602_screen016.jpg

 

[JX Valentine]

After the 1000000000th time, the pig man leaves you, and you begin to have an out-of-body experience. From here, you'll steal your own wallet and then wander away to go to...

 

[Vyro]

afghanistan. where you get captured by The Virus Dragon and Fawful, and get forced to eat...