NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Fail-Z]

...where you must try to superbounce out of the map and...

 

[Silhouette]

..slam your head on the ceiling. After you make a hole, you must toss some dynamite in it, and..

 

[ChronicEdge]

...put your right leg in, then take it out, then put it in again. You do the...

 

[Harry Blue5]

...hokey pokey and put your foot out of it, then put it in and out and keep doing this cycle until the dynamite explodes. If you die you must restart the game and do the whole cheat all over again. But if you somehow survive (you'll still lose a leg though), you must then...

 

[ChronicEdge]

Flood yor signature with countless little clickables, such as dragon eggs, pokemon eggs, and quiz results. Once you have reached a number predetermined by your trainer ID, catch a...

 

[XLoGyBeArX]

silver pikachu while playing with your DS upside down

 

[Silhouette]

Then, you Fly to Pacifilog City, and talk to the guy that asks you where you came from 1,000,000 times. You must say NO each time. Then, an event occurs, and you battle a..

 

[BeachBoy]

Wailord, be sure to lose this battle and DON'T CATCH IT...

 

[aipom man]

once you lose to the walord he will eat you and you will arrive at

 

[ChronicEdge]

the belly of that weird whale dude from Ocarina. Soon after making it to the small intestine, you will hear the voice of Billy Mays, commanding you to...

 

[Silhouette]

..add "92% of teens listen to rap. If you'rr part of the 8% of people who listen to REAL music, add this to your signature," in your signature. If you choose not to, your house will get attacked by spartans.

 

[ChronicEdge]

Either way, your next step is to skip to Navel Rock, where you shall be challenged by...

 

[Silhouette]

..Spider-Man, who has a level 578 Spinarak. If you win, you get to play a Pokemon Snap! demo. If you capture a Marill on camera, Navel Rock..

 

[ChronicEdge]

Will begin to shake violently. The very moment that this begins, you must turn your DS off and back on. If you time it correctly, then in your PC shall appear...

 

[Silhouette]

..all 3 Johto starters. Release each one, and find them again in the wild (with use of the Marking Map, of course!). A wild Luigi will then appear.

 

[Andaaaaay]

You must defeat the Lugia by only using moves which begin with the letter "A".

After, a wild ...

 

[HungryGengar]

A wild...
Brock will appear and you must beat it with 45 Focus Blast.
After you beat it you will be teleported to Pallet Town and...

 

[Fail-Z]

... slice Ash's mother with the PokeFlute so that...

 

[Silhouette]

..you open a portal, in which Yugi walks out of. You must defeat his Kuriboh with a Meowth. After you win, he gives you a..

 

[ChronicEdge]

Lap dance of destiny, which sucks your soul into the shadow realm. Shortly upon arrival, you are invited to dinner by a herd/tribe/group of...