No.

[Skystrike]

No, because using a Dragonite is futile.

Meanwhile, someone help me catch the Shadow Legendary Birds.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

No. Because you still didn't help me find an emerald cartridge.

Since my friend is gonna pass me his Ruby version. Can someone tell me which starter should I pick?

 

[Arcturus.]

No, because I'm going to pick for you.

Can someone give me a million dollars?

 

[ShadowMirror]

no because its not pokemon related

can someone help make me better at drawing pokemon

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

I can't, because I'm not that good at drawing Pokemon.

Can someone train my Hariyama to destroy coffee machines?

 

[ShadowMirror]

no because i like coffee

can someone make a pokemon that has super speed, like speed of light speed

 

[Affliction]

Sorry, I can't hear a word you're saying, I've got my headphones on (So no).

Can someone not help me find my Umbreon?

 

[TaichiWind]

No, someone definitely can help you. You just have to find that special someone yourself.

Who's up for a Brawl session of only Pokémon?

 

[Affliction]

No thanks, simply because Brawl only has a few Pokémon.

Can someone not not not not not help me find my Umbreon? I'm pretty sure he's staring at people now.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

No, because Umbreon is happy the way it is.

Can someone help me capture a Giratina?

 

[darkpokeball]

No, I refuse to perform anything involving Giratina. Darkrai on the other hand...

Can somebody give me another Masterball? I accidently used mine on a Pidgey.

 

[TaichiWind]

No.

YOU USED A MASTERBALL TO CATCH A LEVEL TWO POKÉMON I WILL KILL YOU

who's gonna help me kill him

 

[Affliction]

Nope. But I can report you to the police! :D

Umbreon is bouncing on people and he won't return to his Pokéball. Can someone tell me what to do?

 

[ShadowMirror]

no, i think its funny

can someone eat my magikarp

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

I can't, because I don't like to eat fish.

Can someone sell me a bag of Rare Candies?

 

[Affliction]

No, because Rare Candies have became extinct (See what I did there?) over time due to severe loss of habitat.

Can somebody tell me what a Hoenn is?

 

[ShadowMirror]

no because if you dont know you are not a true pokemon fan


can someone please take all my badges, i want to earn new ones

 

[Affliction]

Nah sorry, I already have those.

What is a Combusken? (Let's just say, if you want to say no, you got to say it in a way it makes sense).

 

[ShadowMirror]

..................

(just so you know, that was me refusing to answer, and not sounding silly)

i would like a game for the wii u that is a pokemon battle adventure

 

[Affliction]

Sorry, I can't get that for you, I vowed not to.

Do you know what a Pokémon is?