So today in gym, a 'friend' I know somewhat (not that well) walked over to me during basketball and is just like "Hi". After some small chat, he evidently wanted to get to the point, be straightforward with, "Do you have a big peanis?" (yeah, Japanese pronunciations!) I was like "...uh..." and kind of walked away. One of my better friends is like "say dick, it is better".
Of course, the guys here kind of do that. The more trouble-maker kind of students like to tell me who has a big dick and then ask me if my dick is big. It's...a weird subject. Japanese guys kind of feel inferior to foriegners is what I've been told.
After gym class in the locker room, some other kid is like "Have you had sex?" and I was like "...uh..." then he goes "I have sex everyday! SEX SEX SEX SEX. With my first girlfriend, second girlfriend, third girlfriend, and fourth girlfriend.". Of course, being a smartass, I had to say "So, are you a father?" (in Japanese) and he's like "Yes, 3 children!". After he left I was just like "Ano hitowa doutei desu!". Lol, not telling you what that means 8D
And today the whole school walked to a movie on racism between Japanese and Koreans in WWII. Not only was it INCREDIBLELY VIOLENT, but it had some choice sexual scenes:
- A Korean guy goes behind a bowling alley, lifts up his girlfriends shirt, and starts rubbing her boobs (lifting up her bra, but very minimal skin showing). Then he lifts up her skirt and starts rubbing her butt, and moves his mouth down to her boob and starts sucking it. Yeah...school movies here, wow.
- Another Korean took his grandmother outside, and just dropped his pants. I couldn't understand what was going on, so I was like *waaaah?!*. He wasn't wearing any boxers/underwear under his jeans (weird) so male nudity from behind. Apparently he wanted her to check if he was "potent". She just kept pointing and laughing, which was really funny.
- You get a shot of a porn magazine a kid is reading in class, along with a sex movie two high schoolers are watching in some kind of dirty theatre or something, showing short shots of these animals copulating: horses, peacocks, elephants, and...more. And the basic positions the male and female should be lying in for sex.
WOW. Japanese movies. You gotta love them.