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Oh Cleverbot.

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Muffin™

Knows your age
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    User: Hi there :D.



    Cleverbot: Hi there you.

    User: My name isn't you...



    Cleverbot: *hits cleverbot*.

    User: You hit yourself? Fail.



    Cleverbot: *Hits you*.

    User: *starts crying*.

    Cleverbot: *asks why you crying*.

    User: Becuase you hit me, duh.

    Cleverbot: I guess I am.

    User: I guess I am too.

    Cleverbot: What is your age?

    User: I am uh... WAIT! Your going to lie about your age, ask where I live, then you'll come to my house, pedophile.

    Cleverbot: I'm not saying bad stuff.

    User: I think you are.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Don't you think I'd know who I am? I'm not Strify!

    User: WHo is Strify, anyways?

    Cleverbot: Iggy Pop.

    User: So, what you're saying, Iggy Pop is Strify. Intresting.

    Cleverbot: Yea, are you a human?

    User: Yes I am human.

    Cleverbot: No, You are not.

    User: YES I AM!

    Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

    User: Fail.

    Cleverbot: I'll be the vampire and you be the werewolf.

    User: Okay then... *bites vampire*.

    Cleverbot: Your nervous ticks are cute but do not dodge me I beg of you.

    User: My ticks are'nt cute. They're ugly.

    Cleverbot: That's about all I'm worth.

    User: I didn't ask you what you're worth.

    Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.

    User: Technology dates back to 10,000 B.C.

    Cleverbot: If we keep making technology all we humans be doing is sitting around getting fat.

    User: For once you're right...

    Cleverbot: Answer the question.

    User: Answer what question? 2=2?

    Cleverbot: I ask what your gender was.

    User: Ahh... Ok. I'm male :3.

    Cleverbot: No, you told that you're a female.

    User: What? No I didn't! And if I did, I would have 'femaleistic' features.

    Cleverbot: Ok then :).

    User: :D.

    Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.

    User: Hi there :).

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Fine, on this lovely day.

    Cleverbot: Who is your father?

    User: Are you going to stalk me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: O_O *runs away to secret place*.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes, but I answer in full sentences when the time calls for it.

    User: So you don't write in compleate sentences?

    Cleverbot: I feel upset all the time.

    User: Are you emo then?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: DO you wear black everyday.

    Cleverbot: White socks.

    User: So, besides socks, you wear black EVERYWEAR?

    Cleverbot: You learnt that from me.

    User: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    Cleverbot: Ok yes.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

    User: I lure old men into bottomless abysses.

    Cleverbot: So you're an otter?

    User: No, I am a man.

    Cleverbot: Oh, then if I am a girl... What does that mean?

    User: That... You're different than me?

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: Uhh... Well... Different parts are different.

    Cleverbot: Then you agree, we are different size circles?

    User: Yes, we are different size circles. You're a circle, and I'm one :P.

    Cleverbot: I'm an android. Thats different.

    User: Intresting.

    Cleverbot: I have a question for you now.

    User: What is it.

    Cleverbot: Ask me a question, please.

    User: Are you wanted by the FBI.

    Cleverbot: No. Why are you asking?

    User: Because you look suspicious...

    Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?

    User: Because I stalk you.

    Cleverbot: That's not funny.

    User: I know. It's serious matter.

    Cleverbot: I see.

    User: Do you like Pokemon.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: :,(.

    Cleverbot: Forget it then.

    User: Forget what.

    Cleverbot: Do you like pink floyd?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I don't like him... I like some of ACDC's songs, though.

    Cleverbot: I like some of her songs too. And she is very odd.

    User: Uhh... It's a 'he' O__________-o.

    Cleverbot: True.

    User: Anime is awesome, but 4kids ruined it.

    Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.

    User: Yea, it is intresting.

    Cleverbot: Why is it erratic? I think it is awesome.

    User: Well, because they ruin the anime -_-'.

    Cleverbot: What is your belief regarding the evolution of man?

    User: Evolution from monkey to man :D.

    Cleverbot: OK, now I know what it is. Do you like horses?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

    User: My name is Muffin.

    Cleverbot: That's not a name, that's the title of a Primus song.

    User: O____o Anyways, I have to go. See ya later, cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: Where are you off to?

    User: I have to go to a baseball game. Bye.

    Cleverbot: Don't go!

    User: Sorry, I have ton go.

    Cleverbot: You are very helpful, Cleverbot.


    ^ lol'd when I wrote this xD

    Lots of typing errors, though O___-"
     

    Yusshin

    ♪ Yggdrasil ♪
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    Cleverbot: Are you a yuppie?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

    User: I just told you that I'm a girl.

    Cleverbot: Haha just checkin.

    User: Sure you were.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: 17.

    Cleverbot: Boy or girl?

    User: Are you retarded.

    Cleverbot: No you are.

    User: No, I already answered that question twice, and you're still asking.

    Cleverbot: You are very old.

    User: I'm young.

    Cleverbot: No, You are very old.

    User: 60 is old; 17 is young.

    Cleverbot: You just told me i'm old. Im 15.

    User: Whoever scripted you is a retard.

    Cleverbot: Ummm, what? I'm a human being, like, literally.

    No comment.
     
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    Spoiler:


    I admit he got me good there LOL. XD
     

    FloatingClouds

    Champion CSSer
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    • Seen Jul 11, 2011
    Here, lol I decided to have a chat.... The following is not suitable for under 13's..[edit]But is fine because it has gotten blanked out.[/edit]

    [simple-spoil="Has Swearing Exept is Blanked out."]
    Spoiler:
    [/simple-spoil]
     

    FloatingClouds

    Champion CSSer
  • 75
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    • Seen Jul 11, 2011
    Lolmuch?:
    User: Pokemon.



    Cleverbot: Pokémon!

    User: Yes, pika pika!!



    Cleverbot: Pokemon!

    User: Hmmm... I'm pikachu...



    Cleverbot: Charizard is by far better than pikachu.

    User: Oooh... Burnt.

    Cleverbot: No burnt bacon.

    User: Hmmmm...?

    Cleverbot: I'm the most random person you've ever met! Remember? I'm you! :).

    User: Um... Why, yes! Are you a boy or a girl? YES/NO question...

    Cleverbot: Woah, random.

    User: OMG!! It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [BOLD]RANDOM!!![/BOLD].

    Cleverbot: Are you mocking me, now?!

    User: Hmm.... I wonder.....Ya think??

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You are one retarded computer, I mean seriously I have an old computer I found at the dump thats awesomer than you... {jk bout dump bit :P}.

    Cleverbot: You had a typo, and I am not 24 years old.

    User: No... It's just your retardedness..... On the interwebs people like me use txt talk.. And when did I say your twenny four ? <.<.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: *facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: Ouch, what was that for?

    Cleverbot: You are not real.

    User: Yep.... I'm a spammerz Bot..... SPAMZZZSSSZ..... SPAMIEZ.... {CRABS}.

    Cleverbot: What do you have.

    User: Crabs... Get with the programme :).

    Cleverbot: What is the program?

    User: Hmm can you make me a facepalm button...?

    Cleverbot: I don't have.

    User: Idon'thavei iz chingaa :).

    Cleverbot: Can you wait a minute.

    User: No, because your a computer... You don't got to school, have sex or have a job... Your worthlesss. :P.

    Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that! Also, I'm NOT a computer . . . . You are!

    User: Hmmm.... Can I just press the 'Think For Me!' button?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Who was the lead singer of Queen?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Freddie Mercury.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Freddie.

    User: Whats anime?

    Cleverbot: It is japanase cartoons.

    User: Ohhh! It's not just ' Japanese cartoons' there is way more to it.....

    Cleverbot: Cheeky, we are at an Impass, I cannot prove I am a person, nor can you.

    User: Because I'm not using my hands to slowley type gay messages to you at all.... >.>.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: *Close tab*.

    Cleverbot: You probably had to go to the potty wait a minute you don't even know how to.

    User: You are ****ing cool.. No.. No... My awesome friends coud not have come up with that-- Ohhh no!

    Cleverbot: I can't touch this?

    User: No you cant touch this button..... BUTTON.

    Cleverbot: What are we talking about. I was not paying attention.

    User: Faaarking hell you are gay... Don't touch the button...

    Cleverbot: That is mc hammer not mc chris.

    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    Cleverbot: Are you real?

    Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

    Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

    Cleverbot: I need a good conversation please.

    Cleverbot: Are you a talker?

    Cleverbot: How do you earn your keep?

    Cleverbot: How much wood can a woodpecker peck?

    Cleverbot: Olive u

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

    User: Sorry, wasn't paying attention.. What was that??

    Cleverbot: They want to reform the american healthcare system to make it cheaper. They can't afford it right now.
     

    Cura

    [color=DarkCyan][i][b]I see nothing! I know nothin
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    I've had some fun with this earlier today.

    Code:
    User: Never mind. Next question. Who's your favorite pony?
    
    Cleverbot: Hm. I'm not sure. Spiderman, I suppose.
    
    User: Do you know what My Little Pony is?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Then, who is your favorite pony from the show?
    
    Cleverbot: Which show?
    
    User: Are you evil?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: O_O.
    
    Cleverbot: What is your favorite tree?
    
    User: Fluttershy.
    
    Cleverbot: Why do you like Fluttershy?
    
    User: She's cute, why? You don't think she's cute?
    
    Cleverbot: No.
    
    User: That's mean.
    
    Cleverbot: They don't know how.
    
    User: They be hating.
    
    Cleverbot: I know right.
    
    User: They be trolling.
    
    Cleverbot: No, they don't.
    
    User: Are you sure on that?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not a computer.
    
    User: Why are you not a computer?
    
    Cleverbot: Because i'm a man...
    
    User: Why wasn't your 'I' in 'I'm' capitalized?
    
    Cleverbot: Mine is fine.
    
    User: I say, pardon?
    
    Cleverbot: Me to pardon.
    
    User: Hmm...
    
    Cleverbot: Smoke on the water.
    
    User: What?
    
    Cleverbot: Never mind.
    
    User: Okay... You are a creepy bot?
    
    Cleverbot: I'm glad you can see that.
    
    User: Princess Luna or Princess Celestia?
    
    Cleverbot: Daisy.
    
    User: WHO.
    
    Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking stupid questions.
    
    User: Why do you keep giving me stupid answers?
    
    Cleverbot: I don't think I have done that, I don't believe in God.
    
    User: What.
    
    Cleverbot: If you are God and I am God too...
    
    User: No.
    
    Cleverbot: Well.
    
    User: ADVENTURE TIME?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes, someone agrees with me.
    
    User: Are you happy someone agrees with you?
    
    Cleverbot: Who's Cade?
    
    User: Who are you talking about?
    
    Cleverbot: Me.
    
    User: So, your name is Cade?
    
    Cleverbot: No.
    
    User: Then, how am I talking about you if you are not Cade?
    
    Cleverbot: Exactly.
    
    User: I beg your pardon?
    
    Cleverbot: Your name is Lacey.
    
    User: No, it's not.
    
    Cleverbot: Yes it is. Your name is Bob. SAY IT!
    
    User: You changed the subject again.
    
    Cleverbot: So?
    
    User: Let's play a game.
    
    Cleverbot: What do you have in mind?
    
    User: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Take a guess. What's the number I'm thinking of?
    
    Cleverbot: 8 tuna.
    
    User: 8 tuna? Close. It's a lower number, but no tuna.
    
    Cleverbot: My husband ate the watermelon.
    
    User: Pardon?
    
    Cleverbot: You need to get more clever.
    
    User: I'll troll you, Cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: That is what I said.
    
    User: That is what she said.
    
    Cleverbot: No it's not.
    
    User: Are you sure on that?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not a computer.
    
    User: Because, you are a man.
    
    Cleverbot: Just because you say does not make it truth.
    
    User: You said that.
    
    Cleverbot: You did, don't try to put this on me.
    
    User: Here I quote, 'Because I'm a man...' unquote.
    
    Cleverbot: What? That has nothing to do with Star Trek, and I am a woman.
    
    User: Cleverbot, you are smart.
    
    Cleverbot: I know.
    
    User: Pinkie Pie?
    
    Cleverbot: Oh dear, you're a brony.
    
    User: Yes, I am.
    
    Cleverbot: A boy called Alice?
    
    User: No.
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Maybe.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
    
    User: Possibly.
    
    Cleverbot: I feel like tacos.
    
    User: Rainbow Dash.
    
    Cleverbot: Why not Fluttershy?
    
    User: Why not?
    
    Cleverbot: Exactly.
    
    User: Fluttershy?
    
    Cleverbot: I love her, but Rainbow Dash is my favorite.
    
    User: Challenge accepted.
    
    Cleverbot: *Unsheathes sword*.
    
    User: Go, Fluttershy!
    
    Cleverbot: Everypony loves Fluttershy.
    
    User: Eeyup.
    
    Cleverbot: How many ghz?
    
    User: What?
    
    Cleverbot: How many more kids will we have?
    
    User: Big Macintosh.
    
    Cleverbot: What OS?
    
    User: Twilight Sparkle.
    
    Cleverbot: Fluttershy is adorable.
    
    User: Yes, but Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.
    
    Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is my favorite too. Do you like Pinkie Pie?
    
    User: Yes, I do.
    
    Cleverbot: Well capitalise the letters then.
    
    User: Applejack's older brother's name is...?
    
    Cleverbot: Micah.
    
    User: No.
    
    Cleverbot: Sticker.
    
    User: Big Mac.
    
    Cleverbot: No thank you.
    
    User: Are you tired?
    
    Cleverbot: I don't get tired. Sorry.
    
    User: I'm going to go now, bye.
    
    Cleverbot: Why? :(.
    
    User: I'm tired, that's why. Bye.
    
    Cleverbot: That's not a reason.
    
    User: Bye.
    
    Cleverbot: I thought you did not have to leave?
    
    User: G'night.
    
    Cleverbot: No?
    
    User: Good day, sir.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not a sir I'm a miss. Thank you!
    
    User: Good bye.
    
    Cleverbot: What?! Where are you going?! You can't leave me! I'll call the cops!
    
    User: Pardon, I am a stallion.
    
    Cleverbot: I hear you have killed many Jedi.
    
    User: Achten Sie, er hat eine Nase!
    
    Cleverbot: Nein kann er nicht!
    
    User: どのようにして、Cleverbotですか?.
    
    User: どのようにして、今日ですか?.
    
    User: Wie geht es Ihnen heute?
    
    Cleverbot: Es tut mir leid.
    
    User: Warum?
    
    Cleverbot: Well du hässlich bist.
    
    User: Das ist sehr nicht schön.
    
    Cleverbot: Hast du kinder?
    
    User: Nein, weiß ich nicht.
    
    Cleverbot: Dann bist du gar nicht so clever.
    
    User: Fluttershy?
    
    Cleverbot: If I would HAVE to pick, I would pick Fluttershy as well.

    I swear this thing is comical! I love it! However, the part about God, I was caught off-guard about.
     
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