Muffin™
Knows your age
- 429
- Posts
- 15
- Years
- Age 14
- sucking balls
- Seen May 21, 2014
User: Hi there :D.
Cleverbot: Hi there you.
User: My name isn't you...
Cleverbot: *hits cleverbot*.
User: You hit yourself? Fail.
Cleverbot: *Hits you*.
User: *starts crying*.
Cleverbot: *asks why you crying*.
User: Becuase you hit me, duh.
Cleverbot: I guess I am.
User: I guess I am too.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: I am uh... WAIT! Your going to lie about your age, ask where I live, then you'll come to my house, pedophile.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying bad stuff.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Don't you think I'd know who I am? I'm not Strify!
User: WHo is Strify, anyways?
Cleverbot: Iggy Pop.
User: So, what you're saying, Iggy Pop is Strify. Intresting.
Cleverbot: Yea, are you a human?
User: Yes I am human.
Cleverbot: No, You are not.
User: YES I AM!
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: I'll be the vampire and you be the werewolf.
User: Okay then... *bites vampire*.
Cleverbot: Your nervous ticks are cute but do not dodge me I beg of you.
User: My ticks are'nt cute. They're ugly.
Cleverbot: That's about all I'm worth.
User: I didn't ask you what you're worth.
Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.
User: Technology dates back to 10,000 B.C.
Cleverbot: If we keep making technology all we humans be doing is sitting around getting fat.
User: For once you're right...
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: Answer what question? 2=2?
Cleverbot: I ask what your gender was.
User: Ahh... Ok. I'm male :3.
Cleverbot: No, you told that you're a female.
User: What? No I didn't! And if I did, I would have 'femaleistic' features.
Cleverbot: Ok then :).
User: :D.
Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.
User: Hi there :).
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, on this lovely day.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: Are you going to stalk me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O_O *runs away to secret place*.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, but I answer in full sentences when the time calls for it.
User: So you don't write in compleate sentences?
Cleverbot: I feel upset all the time.
User: Are you emo then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: DO you wear black everyday.
Cleverbot: White socks.
User: So, besides socks, you wear black EVERYWEAR?
Cleverbot: You learnt that from me.
User: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: Ok yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.
User: I lure old men into bottomless abysses.
Cleverbot: So you're an otter?
User: No, I am a man.
Cleverbot: Oh, then if I am a girl... What does that mean?
User: That... You're different than me?
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Uhh... Well... Different parts are different.
Cleverbot: Then you agree, we are different size circles?
User: Yes, we are different size circles. You're a circle, and I'm one :P.
Cleverbot: I'm an android. Thats different.
User: Intresting.
Cleverbot: I have a question for you now.
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question, please.
User: Are you wanted by the FBI.
Cleverbot: No. Why are you asking?
User: Because you look suspicious...
Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?
User: Because I stalk you.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: I know. It's serious matter.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you like Pokemon.
Cleverbot: No.
User: :,(.
Cleverbot: Forget it then.
User: Forget what.
Cleverbot: Do you like pink floyd?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't like him... I like some of ACDC's songs, though.
Cleverbot: I like some of her songs too. And she is very odd.
User: Uhh... It's a 'he' O__________-o.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Anime is awesome, but 4kids ruined it.
Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.
User: Yea, it is intresting.
Cleverbot: Why is it erratic? I think it is awesome.
User: Well, because they ruin the anime -_-'.
Cleverbot: What is your belief regarding the evolution of man?
User: Evolution from monkey to man :D.
Cleverbot: OK, now I know what it is. Do you like horses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is Muffin.
Cleverbot: That's not a name, that's the title of a Primus song.
User: O____o Anyways, I have to go. See ya later, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Where are you off to?
User: I have to go to a baseball game. Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: Sorry, I have ton go.
Cleverbot: You are very helpful, Cleverbot.
^ lol'd when I wrote this xD
Lots of typing errors, though O___-"
Cleverbot: Hi there you.
User: My name isn't you...
Cleverbot: *hits cleverbot*.
User: You hit yourself? Fail.
Cleverbot: *Hits you*.
User: *starts crying*.
Cleverbot: *asks why you crying*.
User: Becuase you hit me, duh.
Cleverbot: I guess I am.
User: I guess I am too.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: I am uh... WAIT! Your going to lie about your age, ask where I live, then you'll come to my house, pedophile.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying bad stuff.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Don't you think I'd know who I am? I'm not Strify!
User: WHo is Strify, anyways?
Cleverbot: Iggy Pop.
User: So, what you're saying, Iggy Pop is Strify. Intresting.
Cleverbot: Yea, are you a human?
User: Yes I am human.
Cleverbot: No, You are not.
User: YES I AM!
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: I'll be the vampire and you be the werewolf.
User: Okay then... *bites vampire*.
Cleverbot: Your nervous ticks are cute but do not dodge me I beg of you.
User: My ticks are'nt cute. They're ugly.
Cleverbot: That's about all I'm worth.
User: I didn't ask you what you're worth.
Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.
User: Technology dates back to 10,000 B.C.
Cleverbot: If we keep making technology all we humans be doing is sitting around getting fat.
User: For once you're right...
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: Answer what question? 2=2?
Cleverbot: I ask what your gender was.
User: Ahh... Ok. I'm male :3.
Cleverbot: No, you told that you're a female.
User: What? No I didn't! And if I did, I would have 'femaleistic' features.
Cleverbot: Ok then :).
User: :D.
Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.
User: Hi there :).
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, on this lovely day.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: Are you going to stalk me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O_O *runs away to secret place*.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, but I answer in full sentences when the time calls for it.
User: So you don't write in compleate sentences?
Cleverbot: I feel upset all the time.
User: Are you emo then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: DO you wear black everyday.
Cleverbot: White socks.
User: So, besides socks, you wear black EVERYWEAR?
Cleverbot: You learnt that from me.
User: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: Ok yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.
User: I lure old men into bottomless abysses.
Cleverbot: So you're an otter?
User: No, I am a man.
Cleverbot: Oh, then if I am a girl... What does that mean?
User: That... You're different than me?
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Uhh... Well... Different parts are different.
Cleverbot: Then you agree, we are different size circles?
User: Yes, we are different size circles. You're a circle, and I'm one :P.
Cleverbot: I'm an android. Thats different.
User: Intresting.
Cleverbot: I have a question for you now.
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question, please.
User: Are you wanted by the FBI.
Cleverbot: No. Why are you asking?
User: Because you look suspicious...
Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?
User: Because I stalk you.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: I know. It's serious matter.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you like Pokemon.
Cleverbot: No.
User: :,(.
Cleverbot: Forget it then.
User: Forget what.
Cleverbot: Do you like pink floyd?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't like him... I like some of ACDC's songs, though.
Cleverbot: I like some of her songs too. And she is very odd.
User: Uhh... It's a 'he' O__________-o.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Anime is awesome, but 4kids ruined it.
Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.
User: Yea, it is intresting.
Cleverbot: Why is it erratic? I think it is awesome.
User: Well, because they ruin the anime -_-'.
Cleverbot: What is your belief regarding the evolution of man?
User: Evolution from monkey to man :D.
Cleverbot: OK, now I know what it is. Do you like horses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is Muffin.
Cleverbot: That's not a name, that's the title of a Primus song.
User: O____o Anyways, I have to go. See ya later, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Where are you off to?
User: I have to go to a baseball game. Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: Sorry, I have ton go.
Cleverbot: You are very helpful, Cleverbot.
^ lol'd when I wrote this xD
Lots of typing errors, though O___-"
