Oh officer, I can explain.

[Pokefreak20ify]

Oh Officer, she promised me a gym battle but never delivered.

Hey wait a minute, why are you in possession of the prison bottle. It hasn't been distributed yet. Explain yourselves!

 

[LilyGardy]

This isn't a Prison Bottle. This is just a regular bottle, see there's orange juice in it.

Hold it right there, Why are you stood outside Celadon Gym staring through the window all day? Don't you have a home to go to?

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

Um Officer I was busy trying to enter the gym to battle Erika... But only girls are allowed in there...

Did I just see you throw a Pokeball at another person's Pokemon?! Explain!

 

[noa]

Because they have a shiny Jumpluff... I just want it so bad!

Why are you making Lucario wear a maid dress?

 

[Pokefreak20ify]

Officer, its because i'm entering this Lucario into the slateport contest.

Why are you making your Drowzee eat that kid's dream? You monster

 

[LilyGardy]

He's not. He is dancing for no reason. He does that sometimes.

Hold it right there, Why are you dressed as a Lilligant? According to by-law 32.8e cosplaying as a Pokémon comes with a punishment of 9 years jail time.

 

[G0!d]

Oh! Officer, this is not a Lilligant's costume. This is the new trend in fashion!

Hey, why are you not affected by Detective Looker's departure? Are you that hard?

 

[LilyGardy]

I am a Protagonist. I am not allowed to show emotion ever.

Hold it right there, Did you just steal Officer Jenny's hat? Explain yourself.

 

[G0!d]

No, comrade. This is just what everyone in the police force wears. You're wearing the exact same hat, see?

Did you just say that Ash and Red is one and the same? You're guilty!

 

[Pokefreak20ify]

What, I was merely just stating their similarities.

Hey you, why are you trying to kill that innocent kid with Kyurem? Explain yourselves!

 

[LilyGardy]

He keeps calling me in the middle of the night to tell me irrelevant things surely you should be arresting him for being a nuisance.

Hold it right there, Did you just win a Bug-catching Contest with a Cottonee? Just because nobody in Johto has seen a Cottonee before does not mean you can cheat to win.

 

[G0!d]

I'm sorry officer, I think you're arresting the wrong guy. That guy over there just won 1st place with his Charizard. In a bug-catching contest.

Hey there boy. Are you up to something? You've been chain fishing here for five hours now! The marine life in this spot is rapidly decreasing.

 

[LilyGardy]

I'm trying to get a Shiny Staryu but indeed I keep getting Shiny Clauncher. Do you want one?

Hold it right there, Did you just steal all of the Supplies from the Incense shop? You better have a good explanation for this.

 

[G0!d]

I have no explanations whatsoever. Team Rocket answers to no one!

Hey kid, are you EV training your Missingno.? Don't you know that mighty Arceus already banished that glitch in the abyss? Read your scriptures son.

 

[LilyGardy]

My Ditto is feeling sick. Hence his unusual appearance. He will be better soon.

Hold it right there, Did you just tell your Lilligant to use Hyper Beam on that Youngsters Level 3 Rattata?

 

[Guardian]

Yeah, maybe next time he'll think twice about calling me in the middle of the night to talk about his Rattata.

And why are you planting the berry tree in the middle of the route, are you trying to block the way?

 

[PageEmp]

Oh come on, people can just walk around it, rite? RITE!?

Ok I asked some landlords to build a road.

How did you solo the fire gym with a Slugma with only fire attacks, no revives, no healing items, and said Slugma is 10 levels below everything?

 

[Sukyandaru]

Umm officer, Slugma gets Wonder Guard in the next Pokemon game. Yeah. Totally. You should know that!

But how did you walk past that trainer who you've never battled before, even though you two made eye contact?

 

[LilyGardy]

I had my scrunchie stolen by a passing Whimsicott so my hair was in my eyes and I didn't see the trainer.

Hold it right there, Did you just make your perfectly normal blue Oddish Shiny? This is a heineous crime.

 

[Guardian]

Chill, he just accidentally fell into a paint can, which I accidentally put here and I also might have accidentally pushed him in and...ah crap.

And what is that fishing rod. it aint old, great nor super rod, so why are you having it?