Oh officer, I can explain.

[Guardian]

Its my Slowpoke, he randomly forgets who his trainer is, let alone his HM moves. Which is why I am standing on this island without any Pokemon that can surf and as a protagonist I conveniently cant swim either so why are you just standing there?! Help me! Ugh.

And why is your Jigglypuff never singing?

 

[LilyGardy]

My Jigglypuff has a Timid Nature which means its too shy to sing.

Why are you surfing on A Bibarel, when you have a Lapras in your party? You know Lapras is the Transport Pokemon after all?

 

[Guardian]

I have two badges and he's on the 70th level. Nuff said, right?

Why are you trying to teach your Charizard Hydro pump, it aint gonna work.

 

[Meadow]

Not even if I let it sip water from a huge bucket and spit it out? ;D

Hey, you! Are you seriously singing the Digimon theme song in a Pokémon Center?!

 

[LilyGardy]

Sorry, I have a cold I am actually saying 'Cynthia is the Champion' in a tuneful manner.

Hold it right there, Did you just stop Team Plasma by using your Cactuar? What do you think this is? Final Fantasy?

 

[G0!d]

But Team Plasma is using Ifrit to defeat me!

Did you just left the museum without returning the audio guide to the receptionist? That is theft!

 

[LilyGardy]

The receptionist didn't stop me on the way out. What can you do?

Did you just Mega-Evolve your Lilligant? Lilligant's Mega Form has not been discovered yet, inform Professor Sycamore of your findings immediately or spend the rest of time in jail.

 

[Sukyandaru]

No no no, I just withdrew my Lilligant and sent out a very large Bellossom. See?

Did you just throw your fishing rod into a pool of lava? Explain yourself!

 

[LilyGardy]

It's an Old Rod. It's not like I need it now I have a Good Rod.

Hold it right there, Did you just become one of Erika's Gym Trainers even though Celadon Gym is an All Female Gym?

 

[Meadow]

But what if I am female? Maybe she wants more diversity now? ;D

You there! Someone by the name of Gary Oak has reported that you murdered his Raticate! What do you have to say for yourself?

 

[LilyGardy]

He ran out of revives and his Raticate. It's out of my hands I am afraid.

Hold it right there, reports say you have been loitering outside Rustboro Gym for the past week. Please explain your actions.

 

[ジュナイパー]

I'm watching her battles to find a weak spot in her team. Certanly not stalking her, Heh Heh.

Hey you! How do you have Xerneas and Yveltal in your party at the same time!?

 

[LilyGardy]

Yes I do. There are some generous Wondertraders out there.

Hold it right there, Did you just try to win the Cascade Badge by challenging Misty to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors? No wonder you were thrown out.

 

[ジュナイパー]

For Your Information, It was Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock! Plus it's a free country er, region.

Hey, where did that steak come from?!

 

[Guardian]

Absolutely have no idea what you are taking about, also, my Magikarp...umm...disappeared, I guess, so umm...do I throw the balla way or I can reuse it...such inconvenience. :/

The hell are you doing that with Oddish in your hands?

 

[LilyGardy]

I am cleaning and Oddish is 'helping' me in his own way.

Hold it right there, Did you just try to drown that Ninja Boy in a Hot Spring? Explain yourself.

 

[Adam Levine]

No! We're just playing a game. He's having fun with the old ladies now.

Did you draw on Jigglypuff's face?

 

[ジュナイパー]

No no, I own a tattoo parlour and this Jigglypuff is my first customer.

Did you just push that Bidoof off a cliff!?!??

 

[Adam Levine]

No. It's a prop.

Why did you throw that Exeggcute on the ground?

 

[ジュナイパー]

Oh you must be mistaken, these are actually psychokinetic magic beans.

Are you the kid who's vandalizing the Pokemon Center?