Oh officer, I can explain.

[FireSnow]

I'm trying to feed it! *chews up food*

Why are you chasing that Rattata with a pitchfork?

 

[Adam Levine]

I'm scaring it, that's all!

Have you in any way been involved in a Voltorb terrorist attack?

 

[FireSnow]

Not saying that I am a terrorist or anything but If I was I would never use Voltorb, only Electrode

There have been sources linking you to a string of robberies with your Hitmonchan.

 

[Adam Levine]

Hey, Hitmonchan has feelings. He's always been a little greedy.

Is your Gardevoir trying to run away from you? Why?

 

[FireSnow]

We're reenacting our own version of Romeo and Juliet and we had some creative differences

Why did you take that Pichu's candy? Its crying now!

 

[Adam Levine]

He doesn't know that this candy has razor blades in it.

Hey! You can't trade a Spiky-eared Pichu!

 

[FireSnow]

Well guess what, I just did! What you gonna do about it? (Send my butt to prison thats what XD)

Did you just steal that kid's badges?!

 

[Adam Levine]

This kid is Bugsy, and I'm just rightfully claiming my badge.

I heard you did cruel tests on a Mantine. True or not?

 

[FireSnow]

Just trying to figure out the relationship with those fish that follow it is all! nothing inhuman here!

Why is that Remoraid on land? It should be in the sea!

 

[Adam Levine]

You can see a swimming Rhydon and it's perfectly normal.

Hey! Did you just try to give away another trainer's Rotom?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

I was giving it to his brother so it can be safely returned home!

Uh, is that a radio emitting frequencies that forcefully evolve Pokemon?​

 

[FireSnow]

No it's a motivational speech to have Pokemon want to better themselves and be the best they can be

Is that a Meloetta you are keeping captive in your piano?

 

[Adam Levine]

No. It's teaching me to play. The best way to do that is to make Meloetta play...from the inside.

Now, are you putting a Tirtouga in that car?

 

[FireSnow]

Well yeah, I have my own Jacuzzi in there. My cars is like one of those stretch limos

Sir did you just cut off some of my hair!?!?!

 

[Adam Levine]

Pretty sure that was a Ninjask.

Good grief! Did you throw your Casteliacone at a trainer?

 

[FireSnow]

He said wanted it, never said how I had to give it to him

Did you just shred Burgh's paintings?!

 

[Adam Levine]

No! Burgh is fabulous! I would never (snaps the Mona Lisa in half) break one of his paintings!

Are you trying to do Whack-a-mole with a Dugtrio?

 

[FireSnow]

Try it! its a lot of fun! *hand shovel to officer*

Why are you staring into the Celadon Gym through a side window?

 

[Adam Levine]

Erika is cute. Why can't I admire her?

Did you try to run away from a trainer battle?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

No, my rival is being a butt so I was gunna be the bigger perosn and walk away, but mow I think Ill teach him a lesson. v_v

Hey wait- What are you pulling out of your bag?? Is that a Bike??? In a Pokemon Center?!