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Oh officer, I can explain.

I'm scaring it, that's all!

Have you in any way been involved in a Voltorb terrorist attack?
 
Not saying that I am a terrorist or anything but If I was I would never use Voltorb, only Electrode

There have been sources linking you to a string of robberies with your Hitmonchan.
 
Hey, Hitmonchan has feelings. He's always been a little greedy.

Is your Gardevoir trying to run away from you? Why?
 
We're reenacting our own version of Romeo and Juliet and we had some creative differences

Why did you take that Pichu's candy? Its crying now!
 
He doesn't know that this candy has razor blades in it.

Hey! You can't trade a Spiky-eared Pichu!
 
Well guess what, I just did! What you gonna do about it? (Send my butt to prison thats what XD)

Did you just steal that kid's badges?!
 
This kid is Bugsy, and I'm just rightfully claiming my badge.

I heard you did cruel tests on a Mantine. True or not?
 
Just trying to figure out the relationship with those fish that follow it is all! nothing inhuman here!

Why is that Remoraid on land? It should be in the sea!
 
You can see a swimming Rhydon and it's perfectly normal.

Hey! Did you just try to give away another trainer's Rotom?
 
No it's a motivational speech to have Pokemon want to better themselves and be the best they can be

Is that a Meloetta you are keeping captive in your piano?
 
No. It's teaching me to play. The best way to do that is to make Meloetta play...from the inside.

Now, are you putting a Tirtouga in that car?
 
No! Burgh is fabulous! I would never (snaps the Mona Lisa in half) break one of his paintings!

Are you trying to do Whack-a-mole with a Dugtrio?
 
No, my rival is being a butt so I was gunna be the bigger perosn and walk away, but mow I think Ill teach him a lesson. v_v

Hey wait- What are you pulling out of your bag?? Is that a Bike??? In a Pokemon Center?!
 
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