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Oh officer, I can explain.

Adam Levine

Adam Levine

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    • That's a Pokémon translator, so yes?

    Why are your pants pockets so full? Are those a bunch of PokéBalls? You can only have 6 at a time!
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

    No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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    • I just have more balls outside my bag.

    Your Snorlax is using Double kick? And it's not using Metronome in order to use it?
     
    Lycanthropy

    Lycanthropy

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    • I think its just stretching in its sleep. Don't be so stupid to stand next to it, you might get hurt!

    What is this? Are you trying to sell pulverized Rapidash horn? That's illegal!
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

    No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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    • I have a selling license. And at least it isn't Slowpoke tails.

    Why is this Abra's eyes open? What did you do!?
     
    Miah

    Miah

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    • Uh.................................................................
    i dunno..... m-maybe it just wanted too?

    HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 GS BALLS?
     
    Adam Levine

    Adam Levine

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    • My past self gave me another one.

    Is this supposed to happen? Your Altaria and Kingler had an egg. HOW?!
     
    Miah

    Miah

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    • huh??? What are you saying... officer??
    That Egg is actually a Ditto that transformed into a Sleeping Togepi!

    Seriously... Hey, were you going to throw that Voltorb into the ground?!?!
    Whhhyyyy??
     
    Miah

    Miah

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    • Officer, please... let me explain!!!
    I don't even have an Antidote! I ate some Ice Cream, or should I say...
    Casteliacone when suddenly my Omanyte used Tickle on me! Hahahahahahaha...
    Aaaaahh!! P-please somebody h-heellpp! Aahahahaha...

    Hello! Can you please explain to me why that Casteliacone you're holding is violet??
     
    Adam Levine

    Adam Levine

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    • You've obviously never been to the Philippines. Seriously, we have purple ice cream and it is delicious.

    So...mind explaining how you caught a Metang with a PokéBall? That thing is as hard to catch as a legendary.
     
    Meadowy

    Meadowy

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    • I just spray-painted my Ultra Balls to look like standard Poké Balls! Y'know, for bragging rights. xP

    Hey, you! I heard you've been using "cheat codes" to obtain illegal items and Pokémon. Care to explain?
     
    Miah

    Miah

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    • (Obviously guilty)
    Oh, officer, officer, officer...
    That you think... may be true , but...
    I may be proven innocent.

    Hello, what is this? You have a Sandshrew holding a Casteliacone...
    Are you intending that Sandshrew to poison it?

    The Ghost of You Know Who said:
    You've obviously never been to the Philippines. Seriously, we have purple ice cream and it is delicious
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    I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE REFERING TO, AND I KNOW IT IS CALLED the nickname I gave to my Ratatta.
    (which is Ube. Hah! You think I don't know that?) P.S. I think it's violet, not purple cuz I think violet is darker than purple
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

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    • A Sandshrew you say? What's that?

    Pokedex - Sandshrew, the Mouse Pokemon.

    That's clearly no mouse more like some kind of Armadillo. Please learn your Pokémon Officer before accusing me of things.

    Hold it right there, Did you just catch 3 Pokémon in a Hoard. Oak's law says you can only catch one Pokémon in any one Hoard.
     
    Miah

    Miah

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    • Oh, officer...
    That's HIS law. Not the Pokemon law. Hehehe...

    Now, wait just a minute! Why do you have both Latias and Latios?
    And why are you putting the both of them in the DAYCARE?!?!
    What are you thinking?
     
    Adam Levine

    Adam Levine

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    • Those are the two Pokémon I wanted to level up. Nothin' wrong here.

    Where did you get those Leichi Berries?
     
    Blastin'Tyruntz

    Blastin'Tyruntz

    Keeps blasting off again!
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    • Why, from the berry tree of course!

    You seem to own a lot of shorts. Are you planning to wear them all?
     
    Miah

    Miah

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    • Of course... I'm going on a vacation at the Faraway Island for atleast 3 weeks, so
    I need a lot of spare shorts unless I wazz myself for seeing a rare Pokémon

    How did you get your Zangoose and Seviper to fight together in a double battle
    without them hurting each other?
     
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