Oh officer, I can explain.

[Adam Levine]

Hypnotism, my friend. Hypnotism.

Are you about to grab a Shellder by its tongue?

 

[Miah]

What, so you're a Drowzee now? I thought you were a ghost...

Nah, officer!
I was just... gonna reach for that Red Shard!

Was your Sandshrew gonna use Poison Sting on that Casteliacone?

 

[Adam Levine]

It's for me! (eats the poisoned ice cream)

Why are you are buying a Master Ball?

 

[Miah]

Are you OK, officer? That Casteliacone must've messed up your vision.
This is a Dream Ball!

Why do you have 2 Castforms in your party?

 

[Lycanthropy]

They're twins. :3

Hey, what's your Pikachu holding? Is that a bicycle? That's a key item, mister!

 

[Miah]

Officer Sandshrew Lord...
That is not a bicycle. . .
That is actually a Thunderstone. You may be confused...

Where did you get your Castform twins? :3

 

[Adam Levine]

(walks in as Lycanthropy's lawyer) He bred with a Ditto.

So...what are you doing in that Steelix's mouth?

 

[Miah]

OK, that question and answer is disgusting!

Uhh, it ate my Bicycle that costs $1, 000, 000!

But why are you eating a Rare Candy?

 

[Adam Levine]

I wanted to try it. What's wrong with that?

Hey! You're not going to throw away a Good Rod, are you?

 

[Miah]

No, I wasn't!
I can't throw this thing away because Oak says so.
And why would I need it if I already have a Super Rod?

What are you doing in the Pokémon Tower?
Are you possessing some Channelers?

 

[Adam Levine]

Hey, I'm a good ghost!

Explain to me why where you got that Victini.

 

[Miah]

I got it from a Special event...

Where did you get those Starf Berries?
You know they can only be received through a special event.

 

[Adam Levine]

Some guy traded with me. You know what they say: Spread the wealth.

Is your Espurr holding a knife?

 

[Runiel]

*cough* It's actually a Toy Katana, We're going to play a Drama! It's called "The Mysterious death of an Officer"

Why are you Carrying a Master Ball?

 

[Adam Levine]

Who doesn't carry a Master Ball

Are you trying to smuggle an Axew?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

What the hell are you talking about officer?
This is a Squirtle with a biscuit in it's mouth.

Did you just catch Lord Arceus in a that Puny PokeBall?!

 

[Adam Levine]

With luck, yes I did.

Is your Gyarados...yellow?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Why no, this Gyarados was captured by Team Rocket, who made it swim in yellow paint.

Why did you even catch All Holy Lord Arceus in the first place?

 

[Adam Levine]

It walked up to me. Afraid, I decided to catch it.

Where did you get that Slowpoke Tail?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

The Gyarados was holding it when I saved him.

Why do I see a Pikachu on your shoulder? Mimicry is illegal.