Oh officer, I can explain.

Of course that wasn't me and the disc in my bag isn't TM Dig either, it's a music disc. You don't even have to bother checking.

Care to explain how this guy nearly died of food poisoning after buying an ice cream at your and your Sandshrew's shop?


[PokeCommunity.com] Oh officer, I can explain.
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I can explain! This Lapras is a dangerous criminal and must be detained! She's slaughtered hundreds!

I noticed you are walking around with your Kyogre who is knocking over buildings and flooding our small town. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
 
You see, officer, I was taking Kyogre to perform in a movie,: "Kyogre strikes back". I couldn't put it in a Pokéball! That would break its trust!

Did you just punch Nurse Joy?
 
No, this isn't an assault vest, it's just a regular vest. It likes vests.

Did I just see you try to run from a Trainer Battle?
 
Officer, that is a Feebas I'm teaching how to Surf, not a Magikarp.

I keep getting reports that you are harassing people and forcing them into Pokemon battles when they walk past you. Do you have anything to say about it?
 
Not my fault. Why would you assume it is?

Is that a Digimon?! D:<
 
Officer, you must have heard the name! I named this Pokemon, Digimon because it rhymed! You need to check your eyes, sir.

Is that an illegal rare fossil that's been reported by the lab missing?!
 
No no officer, this is just a Kabutops I trained from a little Kabuto over in Kanto, what on earth could you mistake it for?~ 'w'

Sir/Maam did I just see you throw a MasterBall? I don't believe Silph Co has distributed those yet!
 
I'm the head of Silph Co's research department! I'm just testing out the products!

Why are you smacking that Bellossom mercilessly with a paper fan? You're horrible!
 
It was all in good taste for a new play she's starring in! She is in an abusive relation with her trainer before running away and finding true love with a Trubbish! Coming soon to a Musical center near you!!~

Is that a Team Rocket insignia on your watch?
 
That's just a Tarous that painted black and pink.

I just saw your Scyther use Fly. You have a lot of explaining to do about this evil sorcery! What do you have to say?
 
It's not using Fly, it's just flying. You don't have to know Fly to fly. See also Butterfree.

And may I ask why the f*ck you are about to use Fly inside?
 
No officier, that's not what's going on, I was just tired and asked my Charizard to help carry me to the next few floors of this building. No flying totally just walking.

Did that Kricketune just say 'chirp'?? Explain!!
 
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