Oh officer, I can explain.

[SoaPuffball]

Costumes.

Hey, why did you steal that many Potions and Max Revives? The sellers have also been complaining! And you used it to hurt that Rockruff!

 

[PageEmp]

I wasn't stealing them, I did paid in money. It's just that the money was invisible.

Why are you teaching Toxicroak Power gem? You can't!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Noo, that wasnt Power Gem, that was A power gem, its just a new item for upping your attack stat!
Hey, why do you have a Pokemon AND 6 eggs in your team??

 

[Trainer 766]

Oh, you're mistaken, officer. This Pokemon isn't part of the party. He's just taking care of them for a while. That's legal, right?

HEY, how did you managed to get Volt Tackle on a freaking Feraligatr?

 

[PageEmp]

I decided to file in a complaint that Volt tackle shouldn't be an exclusive move, and the creators understood my complaint, and so allowed me to have that attack on the next starter I picked.

You have a dead Primeape? How!? You aren't even doing a Nuzlocke!

 

[HyperMorian]

Uh, I'm just passing by and this Primeape just laid there. People said that he went on full anger and died, though I daresay his face looks peaceful even in death.
*uh*

Um, did you just released an egg? I-I mean that's incomprehensible! Why would you leave it in the open, harsh world?

 

[Trainer 766]

Oh no, officer. I'm sending this as a gift to the wild Pokemon. They can make better parents than a trainer.

Hold up, did I just see 2 Arceuses in your party?

 

[PageEmp]

Nawp, that's just my 2 Mudsdales going to a dress up party.

Wait, why are you making your Mudsdale swim? He's weak to water!

 

[Trainer 766]

I'm training him to overcome his fear. That's not wrong, right?

How in the world did you get 7 IVs Ditto?

 

[HyperMorian]

You must be mistaken, by 7 IVs Ditto it means one of its IV is 7, which is disappointing.

Hold on, did you just froze a Slowpoke and put it outside for display?

 

[Trainer 766]

That's an ice statue of Slowpoke Pryce crafted for me. Figure I could put it as a display.

Why do you have 3 Master Balls? You're just a beginner, where did you found them? Give it to me.

 

[PageEmp]

I decided to paint on my normal balls. I mean that would make it more interesting right?

Wait...why are you using a Heracross as a starter!?

 

[Trainer 766]

It's the beginner's way for bug catchers, since they evolve quickly and some of them are strong enough without evolutions, we can choose between Heracross, Pinsir, and Scyther.

Did I just see a Team Rocket identity card? Who are you? You're coming with me.

 

[HyperMorian]

For Arceus sake, officer. These are Team Rocket-themed wallpapers!

Did you just "used" a Mega Stone?

 

[Trainer 766]

Yeah, it permanently evolved a Pokemon into its full potential, how cool is that?

Wait a minute, why is there a Cosmog in your bag?

 

[Lucario]

My friend lillie asked me to look after it while she was on holiday!

Wait, why are you throwing voltorbs at that Pokémon!?

 

[Trainer 766]

It's just ordinary Poke Balls, sir. I drew eyes on them.

How are you not losing despite using Explosion consecutively?

 

[PageEmp]

Simple. I have my mons hold a new item called a 'shock absorber' which makes a mon stay around adter exploding. Too bad it's a one use item to prevent being broken.

How exactly did you not get injured when you were hugged by that Bewear?

 

[Trainer 766]

He needs friends. I need friends. And that's how it worked without me getting crushed.

Why did you not help your Mimikyu patch its busted costume? For goodness sake, it's crying.

 

[PageEmp]

I want to train him to get used to being exposed outside his costume.

So...can I ask why your Glameow can learn Fly?