Oh officer, I can explain.

[Miah]

Uhh, it had balloons tied around its back!

Why does your Remoraid know Sky Attack?

 

[Trainer 766]

Mantine carries hundreds of Remoraids below its wings and fly in the air while Remoraids promote aerial attacks.

Mind explaining how did your Venusaur get you over the ocean to this island?

 

[HyperMorian]

We have surfboards, officer!

What's that? Are you saying you just sold a Poké Ball for 200 PokéDollars?

 

[Trainer 766]

There's another Poke Ball inside the Poke Ball, sir.

Hold up, only VIPs are allowed in this building, so why are you here?

 

[Adam Levine]

Don't you recognize me?

Wait... Did you just catch a Mewtwo in a Beast Ball?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

No no, its a Masterball but this cave is so dark you couldnt see the difference!....

WAIT did you just send a Pokemon TO BW/BW2 with Pokebank??

 

[Adam Levine]

No! You familiar with Project M? It's like that, but it's gor Pokémon X and Y.

So...explain. You have SEVEN of each Ultra Beast.

 

[PageEmp]

You mean we can't? Actually my 7 friends asked me to keep theirs while they were away.

Wait, your Eelektross can learn Leech seed?

 

[LadyLucina]

Actually officer, that's my Bulbasaur in an Eelektross costume.

Mind telling me how you were able to obtain a shiny Greninja with the Battle Bond ability?

 

[Pokemontology]

That was actually my Ditto just fooling around and he keeps transforming into different Pokemon.

Can you explain how you were able to catch 2 Pokemon in a double battle?

 

[SilverLeafeon75]

I can explain officer. My Starter Pokemon is ALSO a trainer, and as such it was 2 separate 1 on 1's.

Can you explain how your Umbreon knows Fire Blast?

 

[PageEmp]

It was eating spicy biscuits previously.

Wait, how come your mon just mega evolved without the nedd of a stone?

 

[Adam Levine]

It's a Rayquaza.

I heard you needed a Tsareena's...juice.

 

[Trainer 766]

She makes nice strawberries, you know?

Why is your Gyarados red and blue?

 

[SoaPuffball]

Mario's paint hammer He's blue and red, you mean? He's blue and mad against the Trainer who stole my Diancie...again.

And why did you steal it?

Late Edit: Diancite

 

[Adam Levine]

Steal it? Diancie ain't worth my time stealing!

You caught a Pokémon...with a Cherish Ball. That's not allowed!

 

[Trainer 766]

How is that illegal when all I do is just throw a ball at a Pokemon?

And where did you get that many balls from?

 

[PageEmp]

I VS seekered a bunch of trainers until I got tons of money, and spent them. Anything wrong with that?

Well, you have a shiny Deoxys, Rayquaza, and Darkrai. And you have 3 of each. Explain.

 

[SoaPuffball]

Traded and costumed 'mons.

Now let's get back to the case of my missing Diancite. Why did you steal it?

 

[PageEmp]

I didn't steal it, I steeled it. Now your rock legendary will gain a metal typing upon mega evolving!

Now...explain. Why is Cosmog out of the bag?