Oh officer, I can explain.

[Lycanthropy]

Of course not! These are music cds!

Hey, what are you doing with that canoe? You're not bypassing the use of HMs, are you?

 

[Adam Levine]

I was offered a free ride. Jeez.

Did you stop that Spoink from bouncing?

 

[Lycanthropy]

I'm just giving it a hug. I was making sure to jump along with it, don't worry. :)

Hey, why is your Pikachu holding a sword. We don't allow that kind of held items! D:

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

It's a fake sword that I made from him for a custom costume I made for him. Nothing is wrong with that.

I just saw you collect a PokeBall from a trainer. You're supposed to only take their money. What did you do?

 

[Adam Levine]

This trainer is actually a PokéStop, officer!

So...are you dressing up as a Hypno? For what?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Uhm... Halloween?

Did your Totodile just eat a whole box of Proteins? It's only supposed to eat 10 of those, max!

 

[Adam Levine]

That's his medication! He has to drink LOTS of it.

Why does your Pokémon have two natures?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Why yes, you can't just describe a Pokémon with one emotion. It's a sentient being, y'know.

Hey, what are you doing with that lawnmower? Wild Pokémon live in the tall grass!

 

[Adam Levine]

Lawnmower? How dare you! That's my Rotom!

...do you have a Rhyhorn...with STURDY?

 

[PageEmp]

He always wanted to have a focus sash but we can't afford one so I decided to give him an ability version of it.

You found a level 100 Venomoth in the wild...?

 

[HyperMorian]

No sir, it was actually my Venomoth to deal with that Vileplume.

Did you just sailed on Royal Unova at midnight?

 

[MizEileen]

Lapras, officer, surely you jest. Lapras are part of Niantic's bait and switch conspiracy. Yes, I have a dozen Magickarp to my name. Don't stop believing.

Did you just come into work tardy for the third time this week because you've been shooting Pokes outside the office door?

 

[PageEmp]

Uh, these aren't balls, they are, uh, Magnetons! Yeah. Prove me wrong.

Excuse me, are you giving drugs to your Weedle?

 

[LadyLucina]

If by drugs then you mean his daily dose of prescribed Calcium then yes, I am.

Did you just steal a Regice Pokedoll from the Lilycove Department Store?

 

[Meadow]

Eeep! I, uh... I kinda thought it was ice cream, so I took it off the counter and gave it to my Sandshrew... Wait, that makes me guilty, doesn't it? *RUNS*

Hey, you there! Did you just use three Hyper Potions in the same turn during a battle?! That's against the rules!

 

[LadyLucina]

Surely you must be mistaken, officer. My friends and I are in the middle of a Triple Battle. This time, we have 3 people versus 3 other people.

Would you kindly explain how you managed to acquire $30,000 in one Trainer Battle?

 

[Meadow]

Hmm, let's see about that... Happy Hour + Pay Day + Amulet Coin + Prize Money Power + Elite Four + Cheat Codes = Profit! I think that adds up... hopefully! :D *sweats nervously*

Wait a minute, did you just somehow toss a Key Item? Not only is that illegal, but also how on earth did you manage to do that anyway?!

 

[LilyGardy]

The guy in the store said he had no use for the evil teams hideout key and I don't as I have already defeated them.

Hold it right there, You have been KOing that Rockruff's reinforcements for the past 4 hours. Why are you doing such a thing?

 

[SoaPuffball]

Oh, we locked eyes. The battle took that long since he just kept using Ultra Potions and Max Revives at his Pokémon. (Might be the point for my next accusation!)

Hey, mister/miss! Why do you have my Diancite in that bag?

 

[PageEmp]

Naw, it's just a Heal ball. Or is it?

You're Bronzong has legs? Why?