Oh officer, I can explain.

[Meadow]

Maybe because... that Trainer changed their avatar to a Lilligant. ;)

You there! Did you just name your Pokémon after yourself?!

 

[LilyGardy]

Well...yes I did. Is it against the law to name one's Pokémon after oneself.
(Also are you implying you turned ME into a Lilligant? :))

Hold it right there, I saw you impersonating an Officer Jenny. Please explain your actions.

 

[Meadow]

I need to impersonate her to post in this thread. :P Just for Drama class, you see. I wanna be an actor when I grow up. xD

Hey, wait! Did you just paint your Pokémon to make it look shiny?!

Also are you implying you turned ME into a Lilligant? :)

Of course I didn't hack your account by guessing your password! Wait, that sounded suspicious... just ignore me :D

 

[LilyGardy]

Paint my Pokémon to look Shiny? No of course not. People keep mistaking my Shiny Garchomp for a non-shiny variety and it's starting to upset him.

Of course I didn't hack your account by guessing your password! Wait, that sounded suspicious... just ignore me :D

Revise Librarian used Transform on CharmedGardy. It has no effect. (If it did I'd be unable to post as Lilligant's have no fingers) :)

Hold it right there, Why are you wearing that ridiculous red suit? Are you a member of Team Flare?

 

[Meadow]

Oh no, it's just that my friend (who happens to be named Flare) forced me to wear that! And yes, I've told her that it looks ridiculous. :P

You there! Did you just eat fish stew... even though this is the Pokémon world?!

 

[LilyGardy]

This is not any Fish Stew this is Magikarp Fish Stew...and besides I am feeding it to my Lilligant.

Hold it right there, Why does your trainer card say you are called Jenny? Go join the Police Force at once as stated under bylaw 15.7c, oh and get yourself a regulation Officer Jenny hairstyle.

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

But my real name is Jenny, that's my nickname. My real name is Jennifer, therefore I don't have to join them.

Woah there, that bike is illegal. You're in Kalos, and Kalos doesn't have any bikes with red paint. Where did you get this illegal bike from?

 

[LilyGardy]

I am Cynthia and brought this bike from my own region...What do you mean I don't look like my picture, you don't look like an Officer Jenny.

Stop right there, Why did you just put Nurse Joy to sleep with your Lilligant? Attacking Nurse Joy or using status moves on her are crimes punishable by a life sentence.

 

[Meadow]

Wait, wait! This might be a misunderstanding. What if she just wanted to sleep near a Lilligant? :o
Yup, super lame excuse. :D

Hey, you! Did you just change your outfit outside of Kalos?! Only French people are allowed to change clothes!

 

[PageEmp]

I have a 'special card'. A special card means you can change clithes anytime, anyplace! You can even take off yur hat with it!

Help! My Charizard, Beedrill, and Electivire got into a huge fist fight! What did you do?

 

[HollyYoshi]

All I did was tell them to share the last cookie.

Hey, my Arcanine and Houndoom are trying to bite you. What did you do to upset them?

 

[LilyGardy]

Sorry, I have a load of Rare Candies in my pocket.

Hold it right there, How did you get that team of Shiny Mew?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Well you see officer, I painted my mew blue to make it look shiny, so it's just a pink mew with blue paint.

Why do you have a bunch of Pokemon Fan Gear when you are not a Pokemon Fan trainer? Explain now criminal!

 

[LilyGardy]

That nice Pokefan over there gave me all her things. Yes I know she looks like a Beauty now, she USED to be a Pokefan.

Hold it right there, Did you just get that Gorgeous Royal Ribbon, without paying for It? You're going to jail if you don't explain yourself.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Wait, I can explain officer... That was my brother's, someone stole it from him and I was just enacting my vengeance upon him, you can understand right?

Did I just see you grab nurse joys chansey? Because it looks like that unless you can tell me whats really going on.

 

[Meadow]

I was... uh, hugging it? Yeah, I was hugging it! ^^;

You there! Did you just have a Pokémon battle while riding on a motorcycle?!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Me? Nooo officer, that way my evil twin feebas4thelose, he's a real dare devil sometimes

Ummmm... Did you just knock out that youngster with a sandwich? This I gotta hear....

 

[Meadow]

Yup... but I have an excuse! ...I think. Er, I thought the Youngster was a wild Jynx, and the "sandwich" is actually Safari Zone bait. :D

HEY, YOU! Did your Pokémon just talk?! That's totally illegal!

feebas4thelose

LMAO. xD

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Ummmm...that was just me practicing my pokemon ventriloquism, how is it?

Hey, you can't lick peoples pokeballs! You had better give me an excuse not to jail you...

 

[I AM VEGEMITE]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY HANDS LOOK LIKE TONGUES! AND BESIDES, THEY WERE MY POKEBALLS. ... I THINK.

DARN, LOOKS LIKE I'M IN JAIL. BUT HEY YOU OVER THERE, DID YOU JUST THROW A JAR OF VEGEMITE AT THAT TURTWIG? OFFICER!