Oh officer, I can explain.

[kpac_xjinx]

Officer, I can explain! Eternatus suddenly came out of nowhere and gifted some Dynamax energy into atmosphere before flying away. My Coalossal and I were training when this happened, so he ended up Gmaxing.

Why is there a pidgey in a cage?

 

[apro]

Its a wild Pidgey I found, it badly hurt its wings and Im taking it to the doctor. This is the best way to move it.

I saw you coming out of the Poke Center pushing a bicycle. Why isnt it in your bag? Were you using it inside?

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Oh officer, I can explain!
This brat spoiled my cycle like 2 years back, but today when we revisited here, Nurse Joy had repaired the cycle! I am just taking it back!

Why are you running inside this house, running shoes are used outdoors!

 

[apro]

Officer its an emergency! My wife just called, she is givimg birth right now!

Someone matching your face robbed an elderly man all of their money earler this morning

 

[Megan]

That must have been the Ditto Robber! I encountered them yesterday. So they know how I look!

Did you just take that other trainer's Poke Ball?

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Officer, he stole it from the PokéMart! I am just taking it back

How are you using a banned pokémon in pokémon league?

 

[apro]

Thats because Im a member of the elite four. Rules dont apply to us

These 3 Oran Berries were reported as stolen from a locapl farm a couple days ago

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Officer, my Psyduck hurt his head and now he is very low on hp! It couldn't be helped, sorry!

Why are you catching pokémon with nets?

 

[apro]

Im a fisherman collecting food materials for the local restaurant. Or did you never think about where meat comes from?

Wgere did you get 200 Rare Candies?

 

[Megan]

I bought them during a "buy 200 pay 1" sale at the large department store last week. The place was hard to find with all the garbage bins and such...

Did you just fly here on that Pidgey?

 

[apro]

Yes Sir, its a pretty strong Pidgey.

I have an eyewitness claiming you've thrown something other than Safari Balls inside the Safari Zone

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Yes officer, it was some bait and a few roc- I mean ropes to climb on that hill with that weird tooth

Why are you throwing food on pokémon?

 

[ReKoil]

Those were bait, officer. Gotta lure in that prey! 😈

They looked hungry!

You seem to have a full team of shiny Meowscarada, but each one looks slightly different. What's going on here ?

 

[kpac_xjinx]

It's mutation, Professor! This one's a regular shiny, this one's from Pinkan Island, this one's from Valencia Island and more which I don't even remember!

Where would you get that masterball from?

 

[apro]

It was the grand prize for a regional tournament.

How did you get onto S.S. Anne without a ticket?

 

[Megan]

My Dodrio flew me onto the ship!

I've heart you're selling Type Plates?

 

[kpac_xjinx]

It's just some z-crystals, Officer!

Why are you looking under that truck near the Vermillion Port?

 

[Megan]

Because I lost my Klefkis!

Why are you so full of mud?

 

[apro]

I've tried to catch this wild Swampert but it wiped out my whole team

I.. Is that a shiny Arceus??? Wh... who are you???

 

[Megan]

I was just passing by the old ranch as I randomly ran into this little horse-y here!

Can you explain to me how you managed to get up onto that roof?