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Oh officer, I can explain.

No, you didn't Officer. I don't even have a bike. You couldn't have possibly seen me. Um, I know it's none of my business, but you might want to throw away that weird, glowing ice cream cone in your hand, Officer Jenny. I heard that people get sick, and see strange, trippy things that aren't really there, if they eat too much ice cream around here. It might be just a rumor though...

Hey, why is your hoothoot white with black spots like a snowy owl? All hoothoots are brown, unless shiny-- in which case they will be gold. We don't look kindly on color palette randomizers here, because that's hacking! If you painted your hoothoot then that is even worse, this isn't Neopets! You could make your Pokemon sick covering it in chemicals like that. Explain, why that hoothoot is white immediately?!!
 
Calm down officer!!! It's none of those evil things I can assure you! Do I look that type? I wouldn't involve myself in that sort of behaviour! My Hoothoot is simply wearing a nice soft fake fur coat I bought from this lady at Slateport market - de Vil I think her name was. Told you, I'm a good honest girl :)


You there!!!! You have multiple EON tickets... I'll be taking those to return to their rightful owners...
 
Yup! It's called breeding. All you need are parents with good ivs, at least one of them a hidden ability charmander-preferably a female, a destiny knot and a little patience. It's totally doable legitimately officer, especially with the shiny charm. It took me 3,492 eggs to hatch a shiny one with 6 IVs, but I did it! I'm very proud of my work!

What's this mischief? How does your pokémon have 6 moveslots instead of 4?
 
Well you see officer, Donphan are Elephant-like so they have a good memory. It just remembered 2 of it's older moves.

Hey, why is that Caterpie in a Cherish Ball at Level 100?
 
Oh, that dragon Pokemon is just my Dragonair. He makes a really angry face like a Gyarados though when he's hungry. I better go feed him.

Put your hands in the air hacker! You just sent a shiny Volcanion, and shiny Victini into battle, despite them both being shiny-locked, then a dynamaxed that Magearna twice. You can tell me how you're going to get out of this one while you're in the back of my police car, on the way to jail.
 
Ask Hoopa! All I did was look up at the sky, it look like space was warped, and there was a golden ring in the air. Then Hoopa came out! It passed through the loop. Luckily I happened to be going by, and had a master ball.

How come your Magikarp can learn Swords Dance? Hacker exposed!
 
Not throwing trash officer! It was the National Trubbish Trainer convention. I just threw my Trubbish's poke ball into the sands of the beach, and out he came from pokeball to join in the fun and games. All the trainers and their trubbish gathered in a circle, dancing with trash can lids to celebrate the day.

You little sneak! You put spicy tomato berries in the chocolate sweetheart to make them taste funny. You've taken this practical joke a little too far!
 
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