Oh officer, I can explain.

[HollyYoshi]

Are you blind? This is jam!

You riding the Rapidash! You are going twenty miles above the speed limit!

 

[LilyGardy]

There's a speed limit here? Wait...*runs away on Rapidash*

Hold It right there, Did you just yell 'Objection' during your Gym Battle with Flannery? You better have a good reason for this.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Well you see.. Its... Uh... OBJECTION!!

Oh no, it's just that my friend (who happens to be named Flare) forced me to wear that! And yes, I've told her that it looks ridiculous. :P

woah woah WOAH now youre never allowed out of it for complaining!! >:D

EXCUSE ME BUT did you just have your Flareon used Flare Blitz??

 

[PageEmp]

It's a hack brah.

HELP! I was touring some guys around the zoo and someone got attacked by an Ursaring! Who let him out of his cage?

 

[cRaCkZ]

A man told me is an Ursaring made from candies,so wanted to eat it.

You are acused for running into tall grass without a pokemon.
Why?

 

[Meadow]

In my defense, Professor Darwin would argue that we're all Pokémon one way or another, whether we deny it or not. :P

Hey, you! Did you just attempt to use Rock Smash on a puny tree?! You're only allowed to Cut those!

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

That's a giant rock painted as a tree with limbs glued onto it.

I just saw you give a egg to another non-generic person. Do you need me to the station and placed in a jail cell for 5 million years?

 

[Desinishon]

Hell yeah yes and yeepy yep.

Now now why are you trying to act dumb?

 

[PageEmp]

Sorry, Goomy used swagger on him, so his mind is a bit fuzzy.

Ugh! My Linoone peed in the car! Why?

 

[LilyGardy]

You tell me, it's your Pokémon.

Hold it right there, Why are you trying to get into the Unova League with the Rainbow Badge?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

This isn't one of the Unova badges? Oops I am so sorry Officer. I could've sworn it was the Trio badge.

Hey! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've gotten 50 shiny Pokemon within the past 3 hours. Impossible!!!!!!! How are you getting all of these shinies? Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law!

 

[PageEmp]

Nope, my mons just got face painted so they look different.

Hey, someone stole my Masquerain! Did you do it?

 

[Meadow]

Uh, I think I saw it going that way! *points to the left*

You there! Did you seriously just use a Master Ball on a Rattata?! The economy will now fall apart because of you!

 

[LilyGardy]

It's a Shiny Rattata and I didn't want to faint it.

Hold it right there, Did you just use Waterfall with your Charmander?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Nooo, of course not, it's actually a Goldeen, see? I think you meed glasses...

BUT WAIT, WERE YOU QUOTING THE ROCKET MOTTO??

 

[PageEmp]

No, I was just teaching my Machamp how to talk. He can get a bit impatient sometimes.

You have an Infernape, a Nidoqueen, a Togekiss, an Espeon, a Sudowoodo, and an unrevealed mon. None of them seem to be from the same region. What did you do?

 

[Meadow]

I just traded with my player's previous incarnations! Nothing suspicious here, nope :D

Wait a minute, did you just command your Pokémon to use three different moves in one turn?!

 

[LilyGardy]

Yes, I did just tell my Dodrio to use Tri-Attack.

Hold it right there, Did you just put that Ace Trainer to sleep using your Bellossom's Sleep Powder move?

 

[Lycanthropy]

No way, the guy was apparently bored from the stalling in this battle.

Wait, are you using Fly to hover over the tall grass? You're not supposed to do that!

 

[Meadow]

Yes, I did just tell my Dodrio to use Tri-Attack.

You sneaky person! You got me big time. xD Tri-Attack should be banned. >:)

Wait, are you using Fly to hover over the tall grass? You're not supposed to do that!

I couldn't afford Repels, okay? This game makes you encounter a Pokémon EVERY SINGLE STEP. ;_;

Hey, you! Did you just command your Pokémon to use four different moves in the same turn?! :P