Oh officer, I can explain.

Because Lilligant is Elegant officer. Lilligant.. Elegant.. Got it? No? Okay. I'll see myself out officer..

Hey kid, why are you jumping back up on a ledge? You're just supposed to jump down. I won't hear any explanation..
 
No officer, I was just tasting it before giving it to my Pokemon. You know team rocket these days..

Are you destroying the region's vegetation by picking up berries and not replanting them?
 
I'm careful, I don't pull the entire plant out of the soil like those other people do. Berries can grow again.

Did you just knock out that Caterpie with a baseball bat? According to my register that's no valid Pokémon!
 
Erm yes, do you know how much is a nanny these days? Not free, that much!

So what are you doing INSIDE the daycare fence?
 
StinkomanFan said:
Oh, I'm sorry officer, I thought this was Eagleland!
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OMG I'm loving that EarthBound reference so much! :D

Guardian said:
So what are you doing INSIDE the daycare fence?
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Aww, can't I watch my Pokémon breed up close? :/

You there! Did you just use Fly for the sole purpose of avoiding a tree?! You're supposed to Cut those down, because cutting trees is obviously beneficial for the environment!
 
I'm sorry, I don't have Cut on me, only Incinerate and for the sake of the environment...

You quickly get out of here now! You can only walk 500 steps in one Safari Game, and you're already on 1253.
 
No. Wailord is my personal pet. He will be in his Pokeball for the time on the Battle Subway. I will be using Lilligant, Florges and Gardevoir for the tournament.

You there, Did you just forget your own Pokémon's name? Only Professor Oak is allowed to forget the names of things. Explain yourself.
 
Well, my name is Ash, and I just realized I left some of my stronger Pokemon, and now I was thinking about getting them back, but I have no idea what their names are. Which Charizard is my anyway? I think I have one?

And what are you doing with 7 Pokeballs in your pockets. You can have only 6!
 
Nope, the only thing he learnt was not to eat chili pepper.

Why are you taking Misty's Staryu without her permission?
 
I'm just borrowing it officer. I know Misty wouldn't mind.

Hey, why are you checking the city's trash cans and dumpsters? Don't you know that that is unsanitary?
 
I can explain, see, I only have 3 pokemon (Absol, Lugia and Blastoise) and 4 pokeballs in my bag.

Excuse me sir/madam (whatever you identify as), why are you Mega Evolving that Arcanine? And don't you give me that Ditto or Mew transformed stuff, you know better than to lie to an officer!
 
My cat works at Nintendo, and he told me there is a mega evolution for Arcanine in the next generation. Trust me, my cat works at Nintendo.

Why are you riding a bike in a PC? Im telling Prof. Oak!
 
I was just walking my bike around since this stupid Pokemon Center doesn't have a bike rack and I don't trust leaving my 1 million dollar bike around.

Hey you, why are you handing out flyers telling people to join team rocket?
 
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