OOOOOO! DEATH ZONED!!

A few years back I was going to get my dinner when I cut my forehead on a door and I was bleeding everywhere, if I hadn't have been rushed to hospital for a stitches operation I would have died. What is now left is a pretty big scar.

Also, I often sometimes find myself close to getting hit by cars since I have to cross the road a lot to get to work.
 
I would have walked of a cliff as a kid if a nice tourist hadn't noticed me and pulled me away from the rocks! Aren't tourists just amazing, rescuing clueless children from the crushing death gravity offers while the child's parents are off drinking?
 
I once nearly drowned at sea when I didn't know how to swim. Another time got stuck in an elevator.
 
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