Our lovely PC Mansion

[zevarius kerensky]

took medschool while in the service, somethin wrong?

who keeps screwin wit my stuff?

 

[Somewhere_]

Yea, hes hallucinating about Ducky the snail coming back. he's even hallucinating that there is chocolate sauce all over your stuff and licking all of it.

Will you help?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Yes.

But only if you tell me who the purple guy really is.

 

[TravelerTrainer15]

NumberOnett 1: I will once you stop misspelling moles.

NumberOnett 2: Why am I still here?

 

[Somewhere_]

Mols is spelled correctly. the purple guy is me.

So help me!

 

[ghostly]

Errr, there were hamsters? Oh right, they disappeared.

Why and how did my pet snake gotten fat today?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

He....ATE THE PURPLE GUY.

What's next?

 

[Somewhere_]

Im the purple guy! And he only hate my clone (I wont give away how I got a clone, so dont ask).

However, if you pay me enough, I might teach you the secrets of cloning.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

I pay you by setting you on fire.

Sorry!

Quick! Someone jab BadSheep for me!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Why? Cloning on a sheep has already been done.

Why are weeds growing everywhere?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Those aren't plant... They are PIRATE treasures disguised as plants!

A pirate arrives and strangles TheFattestSnorlax and BadSheep! (Yes, he's still on fire.)

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

I think you mean a space pirate

Any one see where his space ship is?

 

[Somewhere_]

I can't see through the flames!

Someone help me and get the Squirtle Squad!

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

I called them, but they said they are stuck in traffic.... Oh wait... The pirates killed them.

Now they are telling us to walk the plank!

 

[Somewhere_]

Well save me Im on fire!

How about you walking the plank and jump into the water to contact the Swampert Squad?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

The Swampert Squad are taking a vacation, so tough luck in getting them to help.

Why don't you just swim back to shore?

 

[Somewhere_]

Because Im on fire and I was never on the pirate ship! I'm in the front lawn burning alive! Its very painful, so please call the Shellder Squad to put this flame out!

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Well I hate to tell you this, but the Shellder squad just now closed down and the rest of water squads are on vacation.

You do know that you can use the classic method of stop, drop, and roll, right?

 

[100greenmen]

Stop, drop, and roll is overrated. The more effective method to put out a fire on your body is to take a bath. Plus you get clean. So what's there to complain about?

Hey, why is my ceiling fan in the pool?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

The pirates did it.

And they also entered the mansion, by the way.