Our new PC mansion

[Aquacorde]

Ooo, now that we're down here... looks like he must have hit his head pretty hard. How should we wake him up?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

How about boiling noodles? Tasty and efficient!

 

[Aquacorde]

Does that work? Where's the kitchen in this place, anyway?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

I've never tried it, but logically, it should. And also, there's probably millions of kitchens, just explore until you find one.

 

[Aquacorde]

Logically, huh?

Well, I guess we'll just drag Superjolt with until we find one...

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Well let's just drag Superjolt here first, pip-pip cheerio!

*Jumping from the ledge before opening a big umbrella to descend slowly*

 

[Superjolt]

Narrator voice: Well, looks like this Superjolt kid is still unconscious... Great, guess I'm stuck narrating for him! I wonder how this fall will affect his head. Maybe it'll be like that time that PageEmperor kept forgetting everything.

But uh, I advise you all not to touch Superjolt! Trust me on this, coming into contact with him is not a good idea...

Will WizardOfOdd land safely? Will Aquacorde ever find the kitchen? How long will I be stuck narrating for this kid?!

Find out next time on PC's New Mansion!!

 

[Aquacorde]

Hmmmm did you guys hear that, too? Guess we're not supposed to touch him. But how to get him to the kitchen, then?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Why don't we tie a rope around him and pull? If we're careful, we won't touch him.

 

[Aquacorde]

Right, okay, I've got some paracord. Help me pull, I guess!

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Alright! We just gotta loop it, secure it, and... we have a square knot!

 

[Aquacorde]

Okiedokie, let's... pull. Gosh, dead weight is heavy... good thing we're almost there! Which kitchen is this one? They're themed, you know.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

I don't even know, remember, I've been here for less than a week. Just drag him wherever you see an oven and a fridge. By the way, geez, dead bodies are heavy.

 

[Superjolt]

Narrator voice: He's still out, huh? Well, at least they managed to find one of the kitchens.

I wonder if they know about the giant spiders? Eh, they'll find out soon enough probably...

Oh hold on, looks like the kid is moving to the great beyond... Finally, I won't have to narrate over several posts anymore! See you all next time someone else goes unconscious or gets trapped in an alternate dimension!

...

*becomes a ghost, notices own dead body*

Crap, did I die again? Great...

Uhh, is that a secret lab hidden behind the fridge? Who put that there?

 

[Aquacorde]

Not so secret anymore, huh?

Oh, hey, you're a ghost now! Neat. Can you see if there's like, a lever or something to move that fridge?

 

[Superjolt]

Sure. By the way, this kitchen is a mess! Who stuck all that lunch meat to the ceiling?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Ew! We really need to hire maintenance workers for this place... Anyway, why don't we try opening the fridge to see if we can find a trigger of some sort?

 

[Aquacorde]

*opens fridge*

*deli meat is thrown all over the place*

Huh. Well there's definitely some kind of trigger here.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Well, there has to be a reason for all the deli meat. It could be how we get behind the fridge.

 

[Aquacorde]

Do we use the deli meat... as a key?