Our new PC mansion

[LadyLurantis940]

Exactly! Now, rid the fridge of deli meat. It's step one of my master plan. Step two is look for any triggers, keyholes, etc..

 

[Aquacorde]

*starts pulling out deli meat*

Oh, there's so much of it... and yuck, it's all just... loose....

 

[LadyLurantis940]

... Why don't we go get some sanitary gloves before continuing? They're got to have them somewhere...

 

[Aquacorde]

*starts opening drawers* uhhhh not sure why there's a drawer full of winter gloves in here, but will they work?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

They will. As long as I don't have to touch the meat with my bare hands!

 

[Aquacorde]

*clears a shelf* Well, that's empty at least. Nothing weird, though. Besides the loose meat that I've just thrown on the floor.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

We'll have to clean that up at some point. I've cleared out the second shelf, nothing odd...

 

[Aquacorde]

Maybe there's something in the door? Besides all these expired condiments....

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Possibly. Mustard, ketchup, barbecue, honey mustard... could there be a pattern here?

 

[Aquacorde]

Then we continue it with... spicy ketchup and smoky bbq...

 

[LadyLurantis940]

I'm going to try opening the lids. Ketchup... nothing there... mustard... still nothing...

 

[Aquacorde]

This barbecue sauce doesn't smell like barbecue sauce...

 

[LadyLurantis940]

THAT COULD BE A CLUE

SNIFF THE SAUCE FURTHER PLEASE

 

[Aquacorde]

It smells gross though.....!

Wait, no, that's... It smells fine, actually. I was just confused because it should be barbecue sauce. I think it's pasta sauce.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Huh... wonder what kinda freak would put pasta sauce where there was once barbecue?

 

[Aquacorde]

I dunno, but it's gotta mean something. Maybe check the pasta sauce jar?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Good idea, except I can't find one in the fridge. I'll check the pantry.

 

[Aquacorde]

Oh man, the pantry's like a whole separate room.... how fancy.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Yes, just like all the deli meat slapped onto the ceiling. Sheesh. Well, I definitely found jars of something in here.

 

[Tsutarja]

Looks like I am back and I see everything is fine. Except who replaced the golden vacuum cleaner I had? :<