Out-of-context quotes

[Auticorn]

"Instructions unclear i pushed and now I have a baby" -Arcaneum in the PC server

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Sorry Aaron, I had to post this cuz it's so funny out of context that I don't even remember the full story of it.

 

[PoryKid575]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee"

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"On March 27, 2009, PARRETT was sentenced in absentia to a term of twenty-five (25) years prison."

 

[ReKoil]

"I'm going to pull your guts out through you halo!"

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"I'm rooting for ya, kid"

 

[PoryKid575]

"Nintendo Switch Pro Controller compatible"

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Today is Tuesday.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

"If I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you?"

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"You're blue now, thats my attack!"

 

[ReKoil]

"I have also accessed messages between mercenary groups regarding plans to deal with Archangel. There's a recruiting station at Afterlife that may have information on him."

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"I don't have time for this!"

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

"Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is OAK! People call me the POKEMON PROFESSOR! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON!"

 

[Cosmega]

"I'm taking all your cheese."

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"Uh, I burnt the water"

 

[ReKoil]

"I'm too young for Math!"

 

[PoryKid575]

"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people"

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"THAT'S RIGHT, HUMAN! YOU CAN WIN!! JUST DO WHAT I, WOULD DO... BELIEVE IN YOU!!!"

 

[ReKoil]

"Hey! You're not wearing shorts!
What's wrong with you?"

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"tem bak from cool leg tem learn MANY THINs"

 

[PoryKid575]

"But nobody came"