The Elderly:
*I hold the door open for an elderly couple*
"Oh look honey, a future doorman."
"You're not old but your certainly a gentleman."
*after an elderly man lets his crazy dog chase me*
"Run! Ruuuuuuuun!"
Children:
*me sitting there eating*
"What are you doing?" (I responded in saying that I was eating) "How many times are you chewing?"
Random people:
*me sitting in a laundromat, reading. Completely random guy, I swear i've never met him, sticks his head in the door, says this and then leaves.*
"Hey, I just had to say hi."
*me standing in an elevator, in a two floor building*
"You going up?"
*me standing in a bookstore holding a book that i've began reading the back of*
*guy walks up, looks me dead in the eye and says:*
"That's a really good book."
*I reply,*
"Yeah, it seems interesting."
*and then of course he, still making eye contact, says*
"I wasn't talking to you."
That's all I can think of now folks.