Challenge: Pets + Nicknames?

[professor plum]

This thread is inspired by a recent trend/meme/whatever I've seen on Twitter.

What's your pet's name, and what are nicknames you've given your pet?

Our [insertanimal]'s name is [insertnamehere].
We call [pronoun]:

• Nickname 1
• Nickname 2
• Nickname 3
• Nickname 4

Feel free to include a photo of said pet as well!

 

[alisaie]

OKAY LET'S DO THIS i .... have seven animals so i'm just gonna link their images lol. All of 'em have short names so there's not actually a lot of nicknames for 'em but they have 'em (all endearing i swear).

This Cat's name is Pixie
We call her:

• Pix
• Princess
• the brown one
• brat
• Precious

This cat's name is Scrat
We call him:

• Squirrel
• Smol one
• overbite
• half-tail

This cat's name is Phi
We call him:

• Mustache
• Mustache Face
• Milk Face
• Infinity

This cat's name is Talia
We call her:

• Tali
• Thumbs
• Weirdo
• Chubby
• Momma Cat

This cat's name is Kadabra
We call him:

• Dabra
• Fatty
• Fatso
• Fluffy
• Fatass
• God why are you so fat
• Beautiful

This dog's name is Biscuit
We call him:

• Bisc
• Airplane Ears
• Dumb
• Needy

This dog's name is Mako
We call him:

• Mako Shark
• Shark
• Trash Dog
• Big Boy
• Big Baby

Finally nicknames that we probably call all the pets at some point or another:

• Baby
• Dumbass
• why are you like this
• jesus christ
• stop doing that
• HEY YOU
• child

I.... I think that's all of them oh my god.

 

[starseed galaxy auticorn]

Our cat's name is Yuna.
We call her:

• Stupid idiot
• Yunie (I call her this; this is what Rikku calls Yuna in the FFX-2)
• Yuna-riffic

I have other pets, but I'm lazy... I'll add the other three later once I can remember what we call them.

 

[Pig]

This is Noodle:

• Noot
• Spoot
• Sweetness
• dumb shit
• Baby girl
• String bean

 

[strangerhypno]

I have a few billion pet microbes on me. I like to call them bacteria.

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Right. I won't include pictures, save one, because of identity theft, or some other brilliant excuse which equates to laziness.
I've got three guinea pigs. It was a buy one, get two for free deal. It would have been three, but the wee mite didn't make it. I say wee, but the thing was monstrous. A Schwarzenegger among guinea pigs. Anyhoo...

Little Blackie

• Blackie
• Mama Milkshake (from her, ah-hem, rearing days)
• Piggo
• Baby
• Happy Pig
• Squidgy
• Niffler
• Awwwwwwwwwhhhhh

Pandora

• Pandy
• Why are your eyes so glazed jesus
• Drugged piggy
• Stretchy pig
• Niffler
• Stop talking
• Awhwhhwhhwhwh

Didymus (the resemblance was so shocking that I named her after a Labyrinth character)

• Diddy
• Sad Pig
• Fluffy
• Why are you sniffing there...?!
• Ow
• Ouch
• Make eye contact already!
• Ewww
• Awwwwwwh

Each nickname is usually shrieked in hysterics. I wanted to call Didymus Titus instead, also, but people kept calling her Tight Ass and it flipping pissed me off. There's also a rat, but I just call him Husband Rat and traumatise him whenever he's not sleeping.

 

[moon]

oh dear. ok.

One cat's name is Ewald. I think. We usually don't call him that though.
We call him:

Shithead (Most of the time. It's basically his passport name at this point.)
Meep mop
Rabbit
Slipper / "Whoooo's a good slipper" (He's comfy to step on.)
Rug (He looks like my rug, I will show pictures whenever i can bother, to prove it.)
Memewald (He's a living meme.)
Fatwald etc, endless variations of something-wald
my boiii (when he suddenly craves cuddles at 3 am because I can't resist)


The other cat's name is Elsa. We usually call her that because she is amazing and deserves a proper name <3
But we also call her:

Maaalls (usually with weird voices, idk why)
Smalls / Smallsa (she is tiny)
Smellsa (the WORST breath)
Stealthsa (when she sneaks up)
Purrsa
Floofsa
Darth Smalls (it's written on our wall, along with Gav, Rika and Shithead)
Signorita Mustache
"Good dog" (she is a good dog)
Cutesa etc, endless variations of something-sa really

 

[Bay]

My family and I have several cats and yeah we often give them nicknames.

Cat 1: Ocean
Nicknames: Sunshine, Odyssey, Baby Tiger

Cat 2: Tang
Nicknames: Speedy, Gonya ("Miss"), Nasty, Momma, another car model but I forgot

Cat 3: Mercedes
Nicknames: Baby, Polar Bear, Fox Face, Vanilla

Cat 4: Tuxedo
Nicknames: Boy boy 1, Chocolate, Big boy

Cat 5: October
Nicknames: Maple, Cowboy, Boy boy 2, Smaller boy

 

[gimmepie]

Of all our million pets the only one who really gets called things other than their name is our younger cat, Warble. She's routinely called "dumbass" or some variant thereof.