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Pick-Up Lines

Bear

Fascist baby.
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    Pick-Up Lines
     

    Gummy

    by fire be P U R G E D
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    DavyJones4our said:
    "Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a nice long Pikachu."

    *rimshot*
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    Oh, that had me rolling on the floor. XD This is like, sig worthy.

    The Akatsuki pick-up lines are funny too, especially Sasori's!
     

    Waffle-San

    Blue-Steel
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    I was bored one day and like a year or two back Other Trivia has a pick-up line thread.

    My favourite, and the only one I can really remember is.

    "My name may not be Elmo but you can tickle me all over"


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    engage'

    a new horizon
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    Hahahahahahaha!

    Another one, more corny.

    "Are you the guy who asked me out?"

    "Baby, I'm whoever you want me to be."
     

    Ibuberu

    prepare yourself pls
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    I've heard quite a few, but never has anyone used one on me or vice versa. XD

    - Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

    - There's something wrong with my handphone... It doesn't have your number. D:
     

    Kaiyori

    Godzrilla hungry?
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    Well, i don't think it's quite a pick-up line...but ah well.

    "If i had a flower for every time i think of you, i could walk forever in my garden."
     
    doesn't matter

    doesn't matter

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhh £äT¡ø§™, don't revive threads older than 30 days. However, I'm gonna leave this thread open seeing as there seems to be a revived interest in it as well.
     

    Tamaki

    ☆ Puh puh puh poker face ☆
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    The "pick-up lines" I get from guys shouldn't even qualify as pick up lines.

    "Hey boobs *cough* I mean Kaydee."

    > . <
     

    Gym Leader Clair

    What a wonderous day it is
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    Here is one of may favorites. Its a good icebreaker.

    "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (She or he says I don't know or guesses) Enough to break the ice. Hey my name is (insert name here.)"
     

    Apathetic_Yen

    very original
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    Heh heh, the ultimate pokemon pickup lines.

    Don't read if you're under the age of 14, heck, you probably shouldn't even be in here, much less understand this.

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    LipstickTraces

    I Am Nothing
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    Brock_Lee said:
    Heh heh, the ultimate pokemon pickup lines.

    Don't read if you're under the age of 14, heck, you probably shouldn't even be in here, much less understand this.

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    heh, these are quite good. im proud of you brock lee boyo :bandit:
     
    Cherrim

    Cherrim

    PSA: Blossom Shower theme is BACK ♥
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    Best pick-up line ever?

    "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

    ♥
     

    Tater Tot

    I used to be popular here~
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    Ha, I know some, I've never used them though. XD

    "Do your legs ache? Because your body's kicking."
    "I wish the letters I and U were closer in the alphabet."
    "I must be on a trampoline, or maybe my heart is jumping standing right next to you."
    "The room just lit up! Or maybe it's just your eyes sparkling."

    Those are basically the only ones that I know. XD

    And about Brock Lee's pick-up lines: You dirty bird. XD
     

    KingKaos

    Non-legendary Pokemon FTW!
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    Here is one I got from these guys

    "Excuse me would you let me check your tag?" (you look closely) "Just as I thought, made in heaven"

    "If you take eleven roses and stand in the mirror, you'll be looking at the twelve most beautiful things in the world."

    "Do you have a map, because I got lost in your eyes."

    "I know heaven must be missing an angel."

    (Go up to the girl) "I know you must be tired" (She asks from hat) "From running through my mind all day."
     
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