Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Yuoaman]

Update time!

UPDATE 25

Spoiler:

I guess those members of Team Ambar left... :\

I like easy trips. :D

:shocked:

I did not just eat garbage...

Obviously... or I wouldn't have talked to you... :\

Seriously... these Cornians.

Hmm... this is a pretty pleasant ride. :P

Oh god! I got ash in my mouth!

:'(

Time to head out to Maroo-

Damn... it's Annie...

...and Team Ambar. Joy...

I should've waited...

I'd really rather not. :\

Oh! So there's a chaos god now, eh?

That makes things so much more frightening!

Not.

'kay...

OF COURSE THEY ARE BLOCKING THE ONLY EXIT!

Why wouldn't they? :\

Then why are you still able to fight? Really... you guys shouldn't stand a damn chance, but here you are...

Might as well walk up the random pyramid thing on the mountain. :\

If you guys carried guns this would be made oh so much simpler. :\

Aren't they already attacking... o.o

I'm confused...

F***...

That's too bad... I'll just be continuing on my wa-

You're a jerk. :(

I'll enjoy kicking your ass. :badsmile:

ohai thar genderless hedgehog :)

Say hello to Brrrd's Technicolor Beam!

:rambo:

Holy ****! That thing is freaking huge!

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Still goin' down like a bag of bricks, though... :rambo:

Told you. :D

Your anguish sustains me. :badsmile:

Of course... those Chaos God Dragons can be quite the handful. :\

...the hell?

You expect to win... by vomiting on your opponent...?

Crazy Cornians...

It makes me feel happy to be at the highest point on the mountain. :)

Yeah, that was me.

Swearing isn't necessary sir... And what's a 'hero vein'?

Oh, that's such a cliche thing to say when you use Electric Pokemon...

You'll regret that... :badsmile:

Told you. :rambo:

He also payed for it. :P

He did not, at that.

Hmmm... I wonder what he'll do...

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Oh yeah... that. ^^

Doubt it. :\

Y'know what? I don't much care for you, and would very much like to punch you in the face right now.

I bet that nothing at all will ha-

Ahhhh!

:shocked:

That wasn't very nice of you. :(

Sounds cliche. :\

Of course there are magic words. :\

"Bricka"... "Bracka"... "Firecracker"...

I don't understand... :(

And where did you get that?

Aren't Master Ball's incredibly rare and expensive?

For reasons not adequately explained. :\

...me?

No, that's not me.

I'm the intelligent kid, you must be thinking about Ran...

Again with people saying 'lol' in speech...

Is that the 'Chaos God Dragon'?

Sunny Day powers up Fire-types... what are you, a moron?

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Probably...

Yeah, Mareep and Pikachu are the perfect fit for 'Supreme Overlord'. :\

Not if you get one good Ground-type. :\

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You aren't very nice at all, and I'm going to hurt you. :badsmile:

What the hell is wrong with her right leg?

Is... is it broken?

Aww... he think he's people. :P

Well, he's not.

None can resist the charms of UNHOLYbear!

Sadly...

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Yahtzee will get you, though. :rambo:

Twice he did this, of course. :(

:D

I really don't want to have to have a long, drawn-out, battle with you... so...

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Selfdestruct/Critical Hit. :rambo:

If you want to call me that... then yes! :D

Natural talent and training?

Also, my Pokemon fear to disappoint me. :badsmile:

Good luck, I'm sure this is burned into your memory. :P

'kay...

Oh god... it's my phone again..

I'm sure that all of the waves in Corna are weird, phone...

How should I know?

Maybe?

Things would start being a little unpredictable, maybe?

That is what chaos is, phone...

...will wear funny hats unexpectedly?

Hmmm... I might be able to sell this. :D

So... this 'god's power stems from a fossil?

Odd... :\

You're going to make me rich. :badsmile:

I guess next time we'll head to the next city. :D

 

[Atomic Reactor]

Hahaha i loved the "cocksucker kid" part XD
It just sounded so funny :P

 

[Yuoaman]

Hahaha i loved the "cocksucker kid" part XD
It just sounded so funny :P

I didn't find it funny. :(

I think that from now on I'll just pound the living crap out of any Band Ambar member I find... using my Pokemon, that is...

 

[Mr.Silver]

.....Band amber....are....sorta violent.....like team galactic like,Blew up stuff but at least they didn't swear.....

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

The new version of Marble freezes after you give the Phantom a clock bomb.

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[DrFuji]

Musclelc resisted UNHOLYbear's charms ungodliness and then beat it to a pulp? That's just as messed up as those crazy Cornians.

She weaved passion, hope and the lolz together to form a unique speech that even has the possibility of making Shakespeare jealous of it sick.

 

[Yuoaman]

Musclelc resisted UNHOLYbear's charms ungodliness and then beat it to a pulp? That's just as messed up as those crazy Cornians.

Actually, Musclelc fell to UNHOLYbear's charms for two turns while she weakened his defenses for Yahtzee. :P

She weaved passion, hope and the lolz together to form a unique speech that even has the possibility of making Shakespeare jealous of it sick.

That's one way of putting it, I s'pose... :\

 

[*Minun*]

I've got this game. I bought it in bali. It's so weird.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

I've got this game. I bought it in bali. It's so weird.

AHAHAHAHA YOU BOUGHT IT. YOU GOT RIPPED OFF!

So did I, but that's not the point.

Stupid pirates. >_> At least do it for proper games, geebus.

 

[Meepman]

And I see that the views are increasing... Where are the comments people!? C'mon, I want to hear what you have to say.

Drat it! I've been found out! :shocked: Fine jeez I'll comment, FINE JEEZ! So anyways this let's play is humorous bla bla bla.

Gee people in corna/cornia/corneria sure are vulgar. :(

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Drat it! I've been found out! :shocked: Fine jeez I'll comment, FINE JEEZ! So anyways this let's play is humorous bla bla bla.

Gee people in corna/cornia/corneria sure are vulgar. :(

ya.

3 people, dood.

that's massive.

 

[*Minun*]

AHAHAHAHA YOU BOUGHT IT. YOU GOT RIPPED OFF!

Meh, It's only like 3 bucks anyway.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Meh, It's only like 3 bucks anyway.

Dayum, mine was five in China.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Dayum, mine was five in China.

LE GASP!.....No wonder you like "the sorcerer" so much.....

 

[Yuoaman]

Drat it! I've been found out! :shocked: Fine jeez I'll comment, FINE JEEZ! So anyways this let's play is humorous bla bla bla.

You make it sound like a chore. :(

Gee people in corna/cornia/corneria sure are vulgar. :(

They are, at that. :P

 

[Harry Blue5]

These Cornians scare me...

And they're so violent...

 

[giradialkia]

Rofl. Finally, I get to see the cussing that Quartz is infamous for.
"Cocksucker kid"?
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Lolwut?

 

[Harry Blue5]

... Hope no kids, like me, are reading this.

 

[Yuoaman]

Alrighty, fans of my suffering, there is a new abomination for you to name off in the Let's Play Group!

Also be sure to check out Atomic Reactor's LP of Earthbound!

 

[*Minun*]

Can I join the LPG? I know I don't comment much but I always read all the updates.