Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Yuoaman]

Well UNHOLYbear never actually hit the Sperm, she just attracted it, and serenaded it, the world is safe...

 

[Mr.Silver]

If UNHOLYbear *shudder* did *Shudder* then we'd be better off dead

 

[Atomic Reactor]

another enjoyable read :)
good job braski :P

 

[Yuoaman]

Thanks Justin, it's always nice to hear compliments. :)

 

[Master Terrador]

Well UNHOLYbear never actually hit the Sperm, she just attracted it, and serenaded it, the world is safe...

A female bear is attracting sperm. O_o
Thats not suggestive at all. :P

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Hmmm, remind me.

Who was it that said you'd get owned by the bug type gym because they've been there now?

=D

 

[Yuoaman]

Hmmm, remind me.

Who was it that said you'd get owned by the bug type gym because they've been there now?

=D

O_O

That doesn't count! You couldn't have predicted the moronic half Steel-type bug... *shudder* If it had been a full bug like I assumed it was, I would have plowed through there like nothing...

 

[Mr.Silver]

O_O

That doesn't count! You couldn't have predicted the moronic half Steel-type bug... *shudder* If it had been a full bug like I assumed it was, I would have plowed through there like nothing...

it could be worse.a sign could say its a grass type gym and the leader has water types.....

 

[Yuoaman]

That would be worse... let's hope it never ever happens... never.

And for those who are a member of the LP group I have my first "Name that Abomination" up, so be sure to give me some suggestions, everyone.

 

[Samike360]

That would be worse... let's hope it never ever happens... never.

And for those who are a member of the LP group I have my first "Name that Abomination" up, so be sure to give me some suggestions, everyone.

Does this mean that there could possibly be another update today?

 

[Yuoaman]

Perhaps... though that would depend on the number of suggestions... *hint hint*

 

[Master Terrador]

it could be worse.a sign could say its a grass type gym and the leader has water types.....

Spoiler:

Uh, hate to say, but there is, A Grass/Water pokemon is used by the Grass leader...

 

[Yuoaman]

Well, I guess that Yahtzee'll come in handy then, now won't he?

And for the members of the LP Social Group, I will be deciding on the nickname of the latest abomination soon, so be sure to get your suggestion in if you want it chosen.

 

[TheoryOfChaos]

You should've listened to that manwhen he told ya to use water types...

 

[Yuoaman]

Sorry, for the lateness everyone, my computer's just been acting up on me, I hope it's enjoyable for you guys, though.

UPDATE 9

Spoiler:

Phew... Hopefully the other gyms don't have any unexpected types in their rosters.

Well, after healing up at the Pokemon Center I should backtrack a little and find the witch.

Should I start running around screaming "small porch!"?

The average running speed of a human?

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Not my problem.

Justin doubles in usefulness!

If I run into any of those damnable Flying-types.

It also looks like it could be climbed or squeezed by...

FWOOSH!

That wasn't worth it at all...

I guess I missed this little guy my first sweep through.

Teehee... I'm part of the trees.

Yes he did.

Best be careful... this witch could be dangerous... worse - she could be in cahoots with Baro.

Thanks, conspicuous rock!

So you are. (And is she laughing... or just greeting me a lot?)

Yes... it was very unsatisfactory. (I'm going to go with laughing... perhaps cackling.)

Any other clues?

...

I guess not. :\

That was a waste of my time... time that could have been spent getting farther away from that darn Baro-Sorcerer...

That she did not.

That looks... entirely unsuitable for this forum.

How can it judge what is 'walkable'?

Thankey kindly Guardian.

And in he goes with the other Undesirables.

I guess this way does lead away from Baro...

A mechanic? I thought he was a Russian businessman... Is he a Russian business-mechanic?

A funky Plug-Oink?

I'll check this direction first...

Boar Hill? That... is dangerously close to being "Baro Hill"...

Do they? I really don't care at all...

A hill in a place called 'Boar Hill'!? Surely you must jest.

I am a cancer on Corna's berries...

Not quite natural, is it?

What's the point of having a bridge one can only access going one way? I guess I have to head the way that damn Russian business-mechanic went...

If I step softly I should be able to-

Damnit.

Hey worthless coward.

Can't say I share the sentiment.

Wasn't it called a Ghost-Scope the last time we met?

I'd prefer not to, but if he gets in my way, who knows what'll happen.

Well... if you still have the schematics you would theoretically be able to build a new one, wouldn't you?

Well he's not that great at hiding, is he?

Original...

Why's that policeman just standing there? Shouldn't he... I don't know, be working?

Argh!

I know about that, if he gets in my way I'll beat the crap out of him! :)

-them with a gun?

That's not a weapon... that's just... sound. :\

Oh, that can't be good.

Another pun? Really?

I gathered that from the fact that it'd collapse on him... and junk.

Then shouldn't you be there?

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No cowardly cop'll keep me from getting away from Baro!

Sure, why not.

"Buffon"?

That's quite odd looking.

And now it's dead.

That's even odder...

Quite strong, too.

No matter, they all fall in the end.

I wouldn't know anything about that...

Yay!

Well that's nic-

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Murder it, and all of it's family, violently, of course.

Yippee!

Darn.

That's doesn't make any sense at all, now does it?

:\ We just met...

You are one burly chap... Please don't hurt me!

That is definitely some form of pillar... (But those eyes... they're staring into my soul... :paranoid:)

I guess a Bullet Seed wouldn't be amiss here:

1.

2.

3.

Usually it's UNHOLYbear that causes these kind of feelings.

Well you are pretty burly...

Are we telling secrets?

I'm confused...

You and that suicidal guy could be twins, y'know that?

:rambo:

:rambo::rambo:

Nope.

Why is that?

Woohoo!

I'm anticipating the worst here...

Considering what I was expecting, this is pretty decent.

:D

Thank you for evolving TEH-PRO, you odd man.

Finally a policeman doing his job, he's right in that-

Me!?

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

If you don't back off, officer, I will have to kick your ass.

That's ugly... Well, let's see how it deals with UNHOLYbear! :rambo:

Horrifying, I know, but some evils are necessary.

:rambo:

That's almost as ugly as the last one...

Dies just as easily, though.

You're the one who attacked me... remember?

...

The police in Corna suck hard.

Really!? I haven't seen an actual cute Pokemon since I arrived in this godforsaken place... :'(

That thing's trying to hard to be something it's not.

Again: Why do all trainers have Male Pokemon?

:rambo:

Well, that's no real accomplishment, as they're all butt-ugly.

This is an odd place for this tree to be...

OKAY!

:)

I guess I can't go this way...

Okay.

Not all hikers are that skilled, y'know...

That's not fair... I haven't even gone inside yet. :'(

Strange spot for a building, I have to say.

No comment...

OKAY!

Your officer turned his back and I cut down a tree, it was dreadfully easy.

And you're doing nothing?

Isn't there already noise? I'd say go ahead and risk it.

Not really...

And of course she doesn't object when I just stroll into-

-Greenie Cave!

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This place is awfully... green... :\
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Well, there you have it everyone, I hope you enjoyed the read. :D

 

[Pokepal17]

-Greenie Cave!

...

...

This place is awfully... green... :\

That made it all worthwhile. :3

But this time, unfortunately this time, it wasn't as funny. :\
I still remember that crack about the hands while thinking of Ms. Britney. XD

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

Actually Roccorodo is a Rock-Bug type, a Rock type Elite 4 uses it's evolution Cornodro the same type. Sorry for spoilers, I don't know how to make spoiler tags or post VBA pictures.

 

[Yuoaman]

I'm sorry to hear that you didn't find this update as funny as prior ones.

Hopefully you'll enjoy the next one better.

 

[Yuoaman]

Update 10... I really don't have a clue how I've survived this long, but I have, so let's just get crackin'.

UPDATE 10

Spoiler:

Well, I guess I'd better take care of business in here, eh? :rambo:

Well that... that... is definitely something. (I think?)

I'd like to see someone strapping that around their neck, and not having people find it amiss...

I'm unoriginal!

Hello rock.

I could... just climb it... or jump it maybe? :\

Since that damned rock is apparently unjumpable, I'll head down this path.

Typical...

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You... just took one step back, what part about that was "running"?

I don't understand.

YES MA'AM! :rambo:

:badsmile:
I will destroy you...

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You tried to rape her!? :surprised: I'm not surprised she was against it...

Yes... you are.

Nil?

Still nil.

Oh, you're Electro-Pig is going down, Russian business-mechanic!

^^ The normal procedure, when UNHOLYbear deals with anything.

Darn you and your uncooperative ways!

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I hate you.

Not all, just me... and UNHOLYbear.

-drugs?

That sounds wholly unpleasant.

Language, buddy. And no, I definitely don't want the Ghost Scope-whosawhatsit.

Did you break it?

It's attempt at what?

"Goodbay"?

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I thought I told you I didn't want the broken thingamabooper-Ghost Scope-thing!

And then he ran like a little girl, and I smiled. :)

The only thing hurt here was that Russian.

I sure did! :D

I'm-

I get less and less out every time they do this... :(

Yes I am. When's the parade? I was thinking that you could have me standing on a-

Don't interrupt, lady, I'm planning my parade.

Hrmm... when I come by you'd better have some sort of reward...

You were right next to the damn door!

Hey! What about my parade!?

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Welp...

They just left me alone...

When I get out of here I'd better get a whole holiday!

They had no right to leave me alone in-

GAH! They've migrated to the caves! KILL UNHOLYbear!

The cleansing continues.

No one waiting for me? :(

I could have told you that, now when's the celebration? :)

Jerk.

Let's try this sneaking thing again...

OH DAMN!

Yeah, just take it, I don't want it!

Yes I am, yes I am.

Aww, gee thanks... what I wouldn't give for more Great Balls... :tired:

Nah... I'd prefer to just go ahead and-

HOLY !@%$#%@!!!!! How did I get here!?

You're working for Baro aren't you! I knew that Sorcerer wouldn't let me slip out of his fingers so easily!

Don't evade the question!

Answer me!

Huh! What?

I guess so, what are you getting at?

I will?

I'd prefer not to...

I recognize that name, he's the president or something...

...

Time to make my escap-

Damn.

(Please don't be Baro. Please don't be Baro. Please don't be Baro. Please don't be Baro.)

(Hrmmm... doesn't look like Baro, in fact he looks like he's younger than me! Odd...)

(That's a little odd...)

Sadly.

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:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

I... believe I just had a slight brain aneurysm, please continue.

Oh... the Ghost Scope IR-thinger. Yeah, I have.

What's your angle, little Baro?

:shocked:
"Rape"... "Ant"... "Rape"... "Ant"...

Isn't there a postal service in Corna!?

I doubt I'd forget a name that ridiculous.

Yay... :\

You definitely are.

I doubt you know how to use that word properly...

*sigh* Why not?

That's an odd name...

Oh yay, I get to talk with all the morons I meet in Corna...

Which I'll never enter.

I might just sell them for plane tickets, those Russians seem intent on that device you have there...

And I am outta here.

I wonder what's down here...

:shocked: Oh god!

Well that's quite uninteresting.

It is? Oh yeah! It is.

Huh? Oh, sorry I wasn't listening.

:shocked:

I need to stop doing this...

You bet on rock, paper, scissors?

:\

That's quite funny actually. :D

Dinosaurs? AWESOME!

We must alert the scientific community about this amazing breakthrough!

Ah... keeping the information to yourself, I see... I understand that.

Down the stairs we go...

They need more supervision, then...

Haha... he's a drunk...

I don't think I recognize y- OH GOD! It's my stalker!

:D

Now time to see what Ms. Briney wants from me.

Damn, it's her... that crazy Ran girl...

I think I'm going insane...

Yes I did.

You make me uncomfortable.

A likely story...

You couldn't, even if you tried.

I don't envy you, spending all your day finding new abominations... *shudder*

You're making me uncomfortable again.

?

I hope not to.

I hope I never have to come back here...

What's a seahouse?

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Welp...

-you left to rot in a cave.

I guess, though it seems I'm now a delivery boy. :(

I've heard some things...

It's the least you could do... and I mean the very least.

I don't care about your 'yatch', let's just go out on your boat!

Okay?

That's a small boat... I'm quite disappointed.

LET THE JOURNEY COMMENCE

I'm still disappointed in the size of your boat.

Few would.

Alright, then.

Well here we are on beautiful(?) Golden Island! (And the great naming convention continues!)
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Well there we are, Update 10, I hope you all enjoyed my discomfort...

 

[Atomic Reactor]

Lawl another fun read ^_^
Is it jsut me, or does golden island actually look a little brighter?