Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Master Terrador]

Yay for genius town naming?
And Ran Stalking, another funny read, keep it up!

 

[Yuoaman]

Golden Island's got that Sunny Day effect going on... which helps me not in the least, with my current roster...

So, here be the new update, hopefully more people will comment, with an abomination to name at the end of it?

UPDATE 11

Spoiler:

It's apt, I suppose...

I guess I just won't go in there, then.

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Damn people and their missions.

How many caves in this region are going to be 'unstable'? It's already old...

I think I'd like to take this time to consider TEH-PRO's evolution:

It's not that bad to look at, and the stats are decent, I suppose... But y'know what bothers me the most...?

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He lost his kickass eyebrows... D:

I see no church...

So... there's a war going on? And... you're enjoying it?

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Guess I'd better see what kind of gym this island has...

What kind of lame-ass name is "Fausto"? :laugh:

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I don't know whether to be frightened... or confused... :(


Well... shall we check out the rest of the town before we deliver this package to Roco?





(The answer is yes.)

It is. I had to go through a lot of crap to earn this-

GAH! That word haunts my nightmares... and my day dreams too.

I literally do not have a clue how I'm to respond to that.

It does. :)

What!? No, you're putting words in my mouth.

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What isn't fair is that I have to listen to all of you people absolutely butcher the English language. :(

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:shocked:

We'll see about that...

Nope... still ugly as the backside of a month-dead Sever.

Oh god... you're insane aren't you?

Can't say that I have... Lunatic.

I didn't say that.

It most definitely is not. Most definitely.

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Yep.

You are quite the disturbed individual...

You need psychological help, sir.

One minute ago, to be exact...

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TRANSLATION: "Home for the senile, and deranged."

Welp...

I'm done talking with these nutcases, there's no way heading to Broke Cave could be this bad.

Who... has my number? :\

OH GOD! HE'S FOUND ME! ABANDON SHIP; ABORT, ABORT!

My phone is in on the conspiracy! :shocked:

Please don't kill me Baro.

(Note to self: Kill Jose...)

If you hang up now, and never call this number again, I'll never say anything bad about you again, Baro.

:shocked:

He can read my thoughts. :paranoid:

I doubt science would be affiliated with you in any way, shape or form; Baro.

{Word of the Day Calender}

Why is everyone so shocked about this? :(

I guess now would be the time to hang up the-

:surprised:

:surprised:

I don't want to know what sort of spell that Sorcerer is casting... not one bit. :paranoid:

Torturing defenseless animals abominations against nature?

Finally that's over...

I... I think I have to change my pants...


One change of pants later:

Let's hope this time there are no interruptions...

That chick's totally going to try and fight me.

Called it.

Huh?

Odd obsession... You ever consider selling the treasure? :|

:pirate: :D

That is a close second for ugliest Pokemon I've seen yet, though UNHOLYbear has it beat by miles and miles... and miles... and miles... and many more miles.

Damnit!

Still didn't save you, pirate lady.

What is it?

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I'll be back for it, don't you worry...

Oh god! A rift in the space-time continuum is forming!

Wait... it's just poison... Haha, my bad... :(

This treasure is horribly disappointing.

That's not even a :pirate: accent... not even close...

:rambo:

That he did not.

You were... you were going to eat me? :(

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We'll see that cannibalistic :pirate:, we'll see.

Well we've arrived.

A sign is not music!

Wouldn't it be safer to just block the entrance so people don't... I dunno... DIE!?

Morons

At least it isn't vomit-green, eh? :|

Oh yay, it's the pillar... :| And it's still staring into my soul... that's just fine and dandy.

So pillar-shaped Pokemon act like pillars? Astounding...

So what do we name this she-pillar?

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Name the she-pillar SHE-PILLAR.

 

[chrunch]

Name it PillarFace, or Roco, after the person ROCO.

 

[sab]

Great job! I've been following this since you started it. anywho name it Rocko sonds like the cave fixer and it's a rock pokemon. win win right?

 

[Yuoaman]

Let's hope that the real Roco is flattered?


EDIT
Group members: There is another Abomination that must be named!

Also, if any of you want to become members of the group, just leave me a VM, and I'll probably add you.

 

[mattman324]

Name her Piller V1 (piller version 1)

Oh, and a little hint.

Spoiler:

You need to get a Lava Cookie later to give to a guy in the equivilant of the Firy Cave

 

[Yuoaman]

Haha, two updates in one day, never thought I'd be able to stand the game that much, but it seems I did... But that damn gym leader battle nearly drove me insane... I hate Grasswhistle.
HATE IT.

UPDATE 12

Spoiler:

We have to be able to distinguish between the two, don't we?

Yep... that man's just running into a wall.

I won't respond to that until you use the proper word.

You're kidding me, right? You're fixing the cave floor with glue... :\

Oh that's great! I was afraid that I'd have to spend hours wandering in this-

Damn.

Of course you do...

Oh joy. :(

I might.

That wouldn't be pleasant...

Damn it's dark in here...

Oh god! It has cans for legs!

Errr... yeah... :|

:ramb:

Thanks everyone who suggested.

I guess I'd better challenge the gym, so I can use Flash...

Damn, the lighting's out.

Great... it's my stalker.

No: I'll win it.

My type-chart tells me as much.

:paranoid: Is the Grim Reaper here?

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They're going to be full of nonsense, aren't they?


Well let's check the team before we go further:

Err... let's train a little more to get some new attacks...

:D

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Well I thought it was clever. :(


Now that Roco has leveled (offscreen), let's head back to the Gym...

Hrmmm... :\

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Umm...

GAH!

There's no time for a battle now! We have to hide!

Is... is it in pain?

:rambo:

Well it only got slightly brighter...

You guys sure are easy to please.

Hmmm...

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I dunno.

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Oh god, why!?

Protect me abominations!

Just... a Guinette?

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HELL YEAH!

Hehe... let's check this out.

OH GOD!!

Didn't affect Roco that much, however...

So... you're done trying to kill me? :paranoid:

I'm keeping my eye on you, lady.

That's horrifying!

NINJA!

That... isn't very impressive...

Okay it's impressive!

Not impressive.

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Fausto isn't a nice guy, is he?

Well look who it is, the big meanie-pants himself.

I know, it said so on the-

I just... I dunno.

You're going down!

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That move makes no sense for your typing...

Damn.

Hah-

Damn.

I believe in you Roco!

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Except this is what really happened:

Two of these, mind you.

:rambo:

:D

Aww, damn that's going to-

Do very little, apparently.

You asked for it by challenging me.

Grrr...

Serenade him, UNHOLYbear!

Weaken his defenses!

Huh? How did this backfire so badly?

Stall Justin! Stall!

:D

Damn.

Double damn.

This is just getting ridiculous.

:rambo:

You try my patience...

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I officially hate Guinette with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.

I <3 Criticals.

:'(

*sigh*

Third try's the charm?

Fausto... I would very much enjoy punching your face.

Lucky switch out + Critical = <3

This literally took me an hour.

I sure d- Huh? Say again?

Normal lighting restored!

:D

That's... nice?

Caves have souls?

It's not Bulk Up, is it?

:|

I assure you I will burn this TM, just as I...

...will burn you, Fausto.

No, I did it. You stood back here by the door.

O_O

I'm scared.

SUNLIGHT!
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Well... Broke Cave next time, I guess...

 

[Atomic Reactor]

Yes! I was useful :D
Good read lol

 

[Mr.Silver]

Thats disturbing........

Scratch that last statement..... THAT is disturbing.

Aww its cute

JESUS F**KING CHRIST!!

This will haunt my dreams for the next 1 million years

 

[Yuoaman]

Yeah... you never realize how disturbing the Night Shade animation is until you see it combined with some unholy abominations.

 

[Pokepal17]

O_O

I'm scared.

I'd be too. Especially if that was Baro 0_0 ....

 

[Mr.Silver]

...I-is she related t-to Baro......

 

[Yuoaman]

O_O

I don't want to think about that, very real, possibility.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Well it would explain alot.......

 

[Yuoaman]

Sorry guys, no update now, I'm really busy at the moment. However there is a new abomination for you to name in the LP Group (which also has a new icon :). )

I also wanted to say that there will be something special in the next update (which should be posted in the next couple of days), and I hope that you guys will like it. :P

 

[Yuoaman]

Okay guys, I hope you guys enjoy the new update. Interspersed with the normal commentary are 'diary entries' by Steven.

UPDATE 13

Spoiler:

I'm so glad to be out of that damnable gym... I hope I never see a Pokemon use Grasswhistle EVER AGAIN.

You're useful for the moment, Justin!

You will only be useful for the next area, Sparkyturd.

Shall we be off then?

BEGONE DARKNESS! :badsmile:

That's... better, I suppose...

Damn tricky walls.

Hmm... I wonder what this is...?

:shocked:

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

MY ASS!

God the pain is excruciating - Oh look! An arrow!

I guess there's no going back down there for me... :|

:( That hurt.

Err... No? :\

Can you... point the way?

*sigh*

I guess there's no other choice, then...

These floors don't collapse?

I'm still not entirely sure I trust these floors that mu-

:shocked:

Throw rocks at the ghost, Roco!

Thanks animeFTW, you get one nonexistent cookie masquerading as a Master Ball.

Err...

Is... is it magic?

RANDOM LADDER!

Another RANDOM LADDER!

Ummm... where am I?

:D

Yippee!

Not a great treas-

Damn.

My ass is numb.

O__________O

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Pay for your devil dance!

Hmm... this room is larger than it originally appeared. I should explore this...

I never want to see another of this cave's abominations again...

This had better be the 'deepest chamber'... even though it is on the first floor...

God that outfit is gay...

I know... why didn't you put a ladder up the ledge to here? It's really not far from the entrance, Roco... :|

Yeah... a few minutes ago I was considering how to cook Justin...

That is most definitely true. :)

Your 'glue', Mr. I-Don't-Understand-Caves.

I... just told you that. Are all Cornians incapable of listening?

Well Yahtzee, TEH-PRO, and (the REAL) Roco are pretty awesome, but UNHOLYbear makes me vomit in my mouth whenever I look at her too closely.

Does everyone in Corna need an idiotic laugh/catchphrase?

I don't think you can qualitatively judge your ability at being a rival...

I hope it's good... :)

How did you know that? :paranoid:

Can't say that I feel the same.

Let's see how that works for you...

He must be Baro's secret apprentice!

A decent move! :D

and...

:D

I wonder how this thing works-

Huh!?

Oh god! What's happening to me!?

I'M BLIND!

Oh... I'm outside now.

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Hope you guys enjoyed the update, and the diary entries. And if any of you guys also want to do some 'bonus content' for the LP (art or similar things to what I posted), just contact me. :)

 

[Mr.Silver]

Thanks animeFTW, you get one nonexistent cookie masquerading as a Master Ball.

....;_;...No...c-c-c-cookie.......>:(

That...is .....so.....disturbing......Also,Thats the ...what ....6th time baro *shudder* Broke the forth wall....

 

[Yuoaman]

The fourth wall is long gone, thanks to Baro...

And how did you guys like the diary entries?

 

[Samike360]

The fourth wall is long gone, thanks to Baro...

And how did you guys like the diary entries?

I liked them :) I thought they were pretty funny- keep up the good work!