Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Mr.Silver]

I don't have jardino.

Although I am not a fan of it's sprite, it is a nice Pokémon.

I didn't know MALES could lay eggs

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

I didn't know MALES could lay eggs

Doesn't have to be the male that laid the egg.

Ever heard of a seahorse? The males look after the eggs and babies.

Anyway, yuoman, you comin' up with an update any time soon?

 

[Yuoaman]

Doesn't have to be the male that laid the egg.

Ever heard of a seahorse? The males look after the eggs and babies.

Anyway, yuoman, you comin' up with an update any time soon?

Now, in fact. :laugh:

UPDATE 36

Spoiler:

I'm on a bridge!

...again...

What... what are you collecting them for, exactly?

Not for their strength, apparently.

Definitely not for their strength.

Their weakness brought you bad luck, I think...

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Bestiality is not okay!

It's quite nice of the Cornians to drop gold for me. :D

I wonder what could be in this temple...? :\

Little girls, or so it would seem. :\

My-

I would have said something to that effect too... :(

Mind what, you crazy little girl?

And this concerns you how?

Ah, so it's the Marijuana Pokemon then.

HOW COULD HE STEAL THE VERY, VERY, IMPORTANT EGG THAT YOU KNOW IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT IS ALL CAPS.

Will they eat it or something...? You haven't elaborated very well, crazy girl.

Err... why didn't the thief just take that too?

Good to know, I guess? :\

Perha-

HOLY F***! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENI-

I think that I worded it more eloquently. :(

Uh?

I don't know what 'Psichic powers' entail... but... I doubt it.

EXCITING STAIR ACTION!

Shut up...

Oh god, my retinas!

There is absolutely not a star motif in this temple.

Most definitely not... :\

Fitting, I suppose...

You'd think that Band Ambar would want this...

Hmm... interesting.

Now that's just crazy!

That altar-pedestally thing cannot be important. :\

Does the fourth wall even exist anymore?

Those Cornians and their damn dirty jokes... :(

Pornography... just plain pornography.

I'm just f***ing with you guys... but there's a good chance that it is porn... this is Corna, after all.

Welp... seems like I'm not going any farther in here.

The sun is out again!

Damn you, and your sorcerous weather, Corna... :paranoid:

Is it that Hoola dancing thing?

And I'm pretty sure that R. Nixon is more aggressive.

I can... I can see its organs...

Thank you R. Nixon. :rambo:

You are most perceptive... :\

I still doubt that your Pokemon is the most aggressive... :\

:shocked:

It appears to be a dead end!

Time to CONSULT THE MAP!

Sorry about that...

So I have to head south to get to-

F***!

Alright... I guess I'll try the water? :\

I'm riding a freaking dragon. :badsmile:

I SOLVED THE PUZZLE!

It's a compulsion, really... o.o

I'm hoping that the grass forming a face is just a coincidence...

...

...

...

...

...definitely not Baro screwing with my mind. :paranoid:

You might want to run, there's a guy back the way I came who wants you...

Mine are stronger.

:badsmile:

Much stronger, apparently.

It was. :D

It's almost like the Captain Obvious Competition is Corna's 'American Idol'. :\

They must not get Fox...

I still don't understand why I have to cut down trees to get by them...

They all lie in wait for me... :paranoid:

No.

Nope.

It most definitely did not.

^Still not clever...

Oh look... it's that vaguely plant-like thing.

Nothing that a little RAGE OF THE DRAGON cannot fix.

I apologize, once again...

Not much better... :(

This guy's going to go down pretty easily too. :badsmile:

No comment.

:rambo:

Hell no.

NOT IN A F***ING THOUSAND YEARS.

I'll just help myself... :D

The people living here are insane... "Why build a path when you can build a pointless bridge!?" they cry... then they do.

I'm onto you, ninja... :\

Hmm... down...

...or right...?

Down looks more interesting.

Why aren't you challenging me, Nurse Ham-Legs?

In the middle of the jungle? :\

That would be great. :D

:(

B****.

I see that your legs are as hammy as ever...

That thing looks like a sack of potatoes...

Poor thing... :(

At least it won't have to suffer anymore...

Well you don't know how to joke properly, then. Because if you had done it right we would both be laughing.

You're a horrible nurse, you know that?

I wonder what's on this strange rock...? :\

Onwards! :P

Aww... it's Natu!

If Natu were stepped on then released into the wild...

I'm just that good...

HARDY HARR HARR! FOOLISH BIRDS WITH YOUR SILLY RELIGION!

But really... at this moment I believe that Baro's either a raging atheist... or a raging Christian... at a certain point the line between the two sort of blurs and it all sounds the same. :\

WHAT DO WE NAME IT!?

...last time, I promise...

 

[chrunch]

Does the fourth wall even exist anymore?

No, sorry, it was gone a long time ago... :(

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

PANCAKER.

Totally the best name.

Yes?

 

[Lockmaster24]

Flatu

like Flat Natu

Flatu

or

Jebustu

i'm not very good at this :(

 

[*Minun*]

You could justy call it Flat Natu. Or, The Pope. He's religious, right?

 

[Mr.Silver]

If you go like 3 steps back you can skip the ninja as baro made a tile error and you can walk off the bridge.
As for the NOTu
Call him NOTu

 

[Yuoaman]

If you go like 3 steps back you can skip the ninja as baro made a tile error and you can walk off the bridge.
As for the NOTu
Call him NOTu

But that would be cheating, and I won't sink that low, not when I see Cornians sinking that low every day!

And keep those names coming in. :P

 

[Teh Baro]

It's non-raging strong atheist, for Christ's sake!

Call the Freion Papadopoulos

 

[Yuoaman]

It's non-raging strong atheist, for Christ's sake!

Call the Freion Papadopoulos

Sounds like your raging about not being a raging atheist...

And I don't think that name will fit. XD

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Papo then.

Something like that, at least.

 

[mattman324]

Da Bagel.

Heck, name ANYTHING "Da Bagel". It makes them awesome.

 

[DGexe]

... You could call it Pope Temp. 'cause... it's religious and keeps the entrances to temples and... yeah. It was worth a shot. Although I guess "Temp" would imply that he's not a fulltime Pope...

 

[Lockmaster24]

Or

NotPopetu

it kinda works but he proberly passed it by now and this post will mean nothing

 

[Torosiken]

Well... Baro is such a--- *got shooooooooooot*

I think I agree with the Flatu name XD
it's flat!
lol

or call it...
"Stomped"?
haha...

eh.. this is random and off topic

Spoiler:

I make a LP (at my site) and I think I copying you,... a little? With the funny things? >.< sorry... is that okay?

 

[Esp1222]

Name it Flatu. I think its cute!
Is quartz an ips. file? Just wondering because I want to play it but I can't patch games...

 

[*Minun*]

You think that piece of roadkill is cute? Hey, that's a good name! Roadkill! But it's probably too late. :(

 

[Yuoaman]

I make a LP (at my site) and I think I copying you,... a little? With the funny things? >.< sorry... is that okay?

As long as you don't use exact words, like: "I hate you so, Baro..." in a situation that doesn't call for it at all, I'm fine with it.

Name it Flatu. I think its cute!
Is quartz an ips. file? Just wondering because I want to play it but I can't patch games...

It's a .ips file, sorry. :(

You think that piece of roadkill is cute? Hey, that's a good name! Roadkill! But it's probably too late. :(

It's not too late, because I am incredibly lazy, and am spending my three day weekend doing nothing. :D

 

[*Minun*]

Oh, well that's good news!

I think...